Clark Rasmussen
Words. Code. Art.
Father. Husband to @jennybeanreads.bsky.social. Hockey as @detroithockey.net and puzzles as @wearesopuzzled.com and @getsopuzzled.com and also run @fantasyhockeysim.com. It's a lot. This is for everything else. he/him
https://cjr.dev
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- Sitting at intermission for Hadestown and a girl a couple seats down comes back saying "Evan Hansen is a terrible person." Not. Wrong.
- Overheard in East Lansing... "I'm a chill hot dog, okay?! Just give me my wings so I can leave..."
- Reposted by Clark RasmussenI wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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- Happy fucking New Year
- That Stranger Things finale gave me Battlestar Galactica vibes.
- The days after the holidays are like the injury announcements when playoff runs end. Team loses and reveals that so-and-so was playing on a broken leg. Everyone gets back home and all the sudden there are texts about which kids had the flu and which kids had lice and which kids had flu-ridden lice.
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- Garbage show in a dead mall. Thanks for letting me down once again, Jackson. 😅
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- "I'm, like, the Tom Holland of the horror world." - @jonathanjanz.bsky.social discussing spoilers during @novelnightmares.bsky.social earlier this week.
- Looking for something for the puzzler in your life? Check us out this holiday season at @getsopuzzled.com.
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- Overheard at Timmy's... "It's good for people!" "It's not good for people!" "It's good for the soul." "It's not good for the soul! Do you want me to kill people?!"
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- Reposted by Clark RasmussenThis needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
- Reposted by Clark RasmussenChatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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- "I did give him, like, a paragraph of happiness!" - @jonathanjanz.bsky.social defending his treatment of a certain character during @novelnightmares.bsky.social book club.
- Hearing @jonathanjanz.bsky.social talk about his daughter doing a book report on one of _his_ books during @novelnightmares.bsky.social book club is _hilarious_.
- Reposted by Clark RasmussenUnless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
- The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
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- Reposted by Clark RasmussenStop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
- I hear this, but my imposter syndrome just uses this as an example of how I'm not even a good enough imposter to fail into such a high role.
- Allison and I are still just falling in love when she tells me she hasn't seen The Evil Dead. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
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- Reposted by Clark RasmussenJust a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
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- I let one of the vanity domains I never actually used expire. Good job, me, being all responsible. I deserve a treat. Like maybe another domain...
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- Reposted by Clark RasmussenFor everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.
- "It's a problem with my books... And that's not going to change." - @danielkraus.com in last night's @novelnightmares.bsky.social meet-up, on defining a genre for Angel Down.
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- What the actual fuck?
- In a meeting and misheard "tap-to-pay" as "tap-to-pain" and I don't think that's entirely wrong...
- Did I spend time this weekend developing a whole alternate brand for @getsopuzzled.com just for a single event in a few weeks? Of course I did. cjr.dev/2025/09/01/o...
- Had a dream last night that @joshmalerman.bsky.social released a book called "Demon Waffle." There was outrage because the German edition was renamed "Blood on the Griddle" (no idea if it was translated literally) which was deemed to be an infinitely superior title. No idea what the story was.
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- Boosting for those interested in #SimHockey.
- New school year means new irritation with informational forms sent home by teachers. Got one today with room for "Parent/Guardian #1" and "Parent/Guardian #2." Awesome that they kept it generic. Ridiculous that they assume there are no more than two people who need to be listed there.
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- "There were lots of things that I probably would have liked to do and then the whale experts were like, 'No. You can't do that.'" - @danielkraus.com to @novelnightmares.bsky.social about Whalefall.
