Chris
Seattle gay man doing gay things.
- Though I’m not wild about a Rate-a-Queen system deciding outcomes for Drag Race, I’m glad it’s normalizing ranked-choice voting.
- Catherine O’Hara is an icon
- Alarm set for 5:20am tomorrow for gay Christmas morning! (Oscar nominations)
- Qtp with a movie your rate a perfect 10/10 🍿 (and keep it Fosse)
- After gym, now to go talk to Canadians.
- Lunch break workout. Hello internet gays.
- Coffee machine beeps in office. Me: “my pulverized mistress beckons”
- Birthday suit activated. Here’s to 38!
- New Year’s Resolution for the year: do new things. Try new restaurants, cook new squashes and breads, meet new people. Not ground breaking or specific, and those are the ones at which I tend to exceed.
- Happy New Year, Ladies!
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- Make the Yuletide gay. The rest of the year bisexual.
- Stayed home from church cuz heathen, but also to comfort doggos scared by fireworks. Full body shakes. Poor babies.
- Took a break from cooking dinner to crush some twenty-something cousins in cross cup. Glad I still remember something from college.
- “What I lost at church, I gained at brunch”
- After a week with parents, their young children and dogs, I appreciate my childless, heathen life. Already have plans to plow our fuck buddy and go to a double feature.
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- Happy bottoms posting about getting stuffed eve, one and all!
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- The number of Chris’s I’ve hooked up with…
- Too much sun for Seattlites.
- A movie that takes place where you’re from.
- Happy Birthday to me!
- This Wednesday, we’re both wearing pink #humpday
- Yesterday could have been considered a coma day. Take a little nap that lasts 4-5 hours 😬 but today I feel awake for the first time since DST. I knew it was time for a reset.
- Hosted jockstrap/sweater party, and it’s gonna need to be an annual November tradition. Slutty, cozy evening with baked goods and charcuterie. Next year I’ll have to remember to actually take a picture! 🤦♂️
- Husband has been enjoying my ass this week, and I keep wanting more 😇
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- Successive messages from blank profiles. Anonymity makes people WILD.
- Reposted by ChrisBREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
- Sorry, shan’t.
- Was a good boy and got to my gym early. And as a treat I have it all to myself.
- I love weekend morning sex. We call it breedfast
- Good morning folks. Everyone seems so hopeful today. 😃
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- Why the fuck are we still doing daylight savings time? Tired af, mental health awful, everybody a mess. Just end it.
- It’s pretty ironic that no shave November is for prostate cancer awareness, and no nut November is probably bad for the prostate.
- Split squats are pure evil. They are innocent enough while doing them, honestly a fun challenge. And then hamstrings are screaming for days. Rude.
