Al Green's Pimp Cane
Queer goth woman with a fetish for dead billionaires and fascists. Not in a necrophiliac way but in a fuck on their grave before it gets turned into a public restroom way. Also I like roller skating and amusement park rides and your mom.
- Dankey Kang's Wario is Janky Kang. I will not be taking questions at this time
- Reposted by Al Green's Pimp Caneplease enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
- Reposted by Al Green's Pimp CaneToday, I made historic appointments who will lead key agencies and create a city where everyone can thrive. I appointed Stanley Richards as Commissioner of DOC. Decades after he served time in our city’s jails, Commissioner Richards will now be the first formerly incarcerated person to lead them.
- And today I learned that Goofy's legal name is G.G. Goof. I'm not saying Goofy is GG Allin's namesake but I'm not not saying that
- I wonder what the average age cutoff for therapy is. Like at some point you must be like "welp, too late to unfuck this mess"
- There's something deeply satisfying and empowering in not having kids in the sense of staring down the millions of years of evolution leading up to you and saying "fuck you, no"
- The book abides
- please enjoy new tingler THE BIG LEBUTTSKI out now. you can get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHXVP7V7 or on true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/big-le...
- Taylor Swift is Dolly Parton's Dolan & Gooby
- Reposted by Al Green's Pimp CaneEveryone shows this graphic, but omits the final stage that says "RUGS".
- I was in a store this morning and overheard a bunch of business bros fervidly talking about a sports that happened over the weekend and it was kind of irritating and I couldn't figure out why as I generally have a policy of letting people like things.
- Eventually I realized what it was: these men were talking about a sports event with a level of attention to detail that a lot of men will never utilize in regard to anything involving any women in their lives
- ice is what happens when you go to the guidance counselor as a child and when they ask you what you want to do when you grow up, you answer "racism"
- Reposted by Al Green's Pimp Cane“Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!”
- Tonight my therapist said "I have hope because of people like you" and I don't know if I should be praised or criticized for not crying over that
- If this doesn't involve gay sex, specifically docking, I'm not even going to bother stealing it via internet crime. Unless it's about penguins because I love those greasy fucks (not in a sex way, gay or otherwise)
- What up tlt gang, we tin foil hatted so hard Tor had to make an official response. Now I'm off to craft new conspiracy theories about what THIS post REALLY means
- Mang, I don't know how to feel about this MN ice situation. Like fuck ice 1000% but I'm not hyped about the part where it requires the murder of a white woman before we collectively start giving a shit on a larger scale
- Reposted by Al Green's Pimp CaneBluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
- I keep seeing bus stop ads for some show called pole to pole and it is apparently on national geographic and far less homosexual than I require it to be
- Ok so you know the whole the moon being made out of cheese thing? My new theory is that elomb wants to go to Mars because he thinks it's made out of ketamine
- Chuck Tingle for pope
- please join me in tackling my greatest existential fear with new tingler I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO AFRAID OF DEATH IF I HAD KNOWN THE PEARLY GATES WERE THIS HOT AND ALSO BI out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFCPCBK7/ or on true buckaroo patreon tier www.patreon.com/posts/i-woul...
- This might be the most targeted advertising that has ever been targeted at me
- Is the Magnus archives just British Welcome to NightVale?
