Live your life so that:
-Isaac Chotiner never asks for an interview
-Ronan Farrow never investigates you
-Tressie McMillan Cottom writes an OpEd about your myopia
-Tanehisi Coates never has to come on your podcast to tell you how exactly you're a moron
Or ever have Andrea Long Chu take apart your every conviction in New York Magazine.
Omg so correct let her never incisive eye find me like the eye of Sauron
That came out jumbled but you know what I mean
Just listened to a podcast the other day where they mentioned her takedown of Pamela Paul.
I’d never show my face in public again if someone wrote this about me.
Feb 1, 2026 23:39Jesus that the way that'd echo in my mind in perpetuity
