"Opinions are like demo tapes ... I don't want to hear yours." - Stephen Colbert
"Thanks for your concern." - Ronnie Shakes
If anyone needs me, I'll be in hiding with the rest of sane America.
"First, they came for me ..."
WaPo closing Sports department
"Oh, no ... we only get to show movies we'll MAKE MONEY ON."
lakeoswegoreview.com/2026/02/02/l...
Lake Oswego theater loses rights to screen 'Melania' after marquee jokes - Lake Oswego Review
Lake Theater & Cafe announced that it will no longer show “Melania,” the Amazon Studios documentary about the first lady, after Amazon revoked the theater’s rights to the film. “Got […]
“Dr. Pollan up at Harvard has cured schizophrenia using keto diets.”
“There are studies right now that I saw two days ago where people lose their bipolar diagnosis by changing their diet.”
While it serves a purpose now, believe me, this isn't good news.
It's precedent now. And this SCOTUS will continue to allow red states to rig the game.
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/p...
Supreme Court lets California use new Democrat-friendly congressional map | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Wednesday allowed California to use a new congressional map that will undermine President Donald Trump’s effort to keep control of the House of Representatives, marking a defeat f...
If there are two things he's famous for, it's staying silent and never complaining. 🙄
LLAMAS: Will you trust the results of the midterms if Republicans lose control of Congress?
TRUMP: I will, if the elections are honest. Look, I'm the last one that wants to complain.
The other fun thing to do come the midterms (yeah, I know, just go with it) is count all of the candidates he endorses that he'll claim he doesn't know after they lose.
"Oh, no," said activists, "that would be so terrible." 😉
“UNMASKED ICE AGENTS leaving the Whipple building in Minneapolis. Maybe someone will recognize them.”
ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask & wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit.
2026: "The Washington Post: Succumb to the Darkness"
"So, you claim that during the murder you were at the movie theater watching 'Melania' ... well, I'm sorry, sir, but we can't find any witnesses to corroborate your statement."
Compared to Trump, they were people of unimpeachable character.
And speaking of "impeachable" ...
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
By now, we SHOULD be moving on.
To the SENTENCING PHASE.
