This is part of a larger nefarious scheme where I get you to play Mage Tower Massacre, a game that captures the old Flash-game atmosphere perfectly and that I think deserves to sell one magillion copies. Please give @squid-lawyer-dev.bsky.social all your money and accolades.

all mage tower masochists (all 5 of us) are hereby commanded to go play Splatter... Its a dope game and it makes me smile :)