Haste: If your website forces one to close a pop-up seconds after opening it, it is my sincere wish that your company goes bankrupt, your employees find better jobs, and the idiot who decided to implement the pop-up lives miserably for the rest of his/her worthless life.

If your website forces one to close a pop-up seconds after opening it, it is my sincere wish that your company goes bankrupt, your employees find better jobs, and the idiot who decided to implement the pop-up lives miserably for the rest of his/her worthless life.