Look, I come here to have a nice time.
What I absolutely do not come here for is a direct, personal attack.
Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
*screams pitifully like Vader at the end of the prequels*
Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing