human
wannabe comedian/poet/human
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- When she gets you, she is the one.
- pronouncing vaseline like baseline
- we’re hopeful, we’re hopeless
- You’re the epitome of tenderness.
- religion is the epitome of hypocrisy
- People are the epitome of humanity.
- nothing is simple, nothing is easy, when it comes to living and loving
- I fell in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you, I’ll always love you
- Love is meant to be given freely and unconditionally.
- how exquisite, sublime and eternally beautiful is our little moments
- Never take her pure and passionate heart for granted.
- walk with me, and i will always be with you
- I could look at you all day.
- Do you like my eyes yes or no?
- Make me forget this reality
- Sometimes you just gotta pump that piston and take a nap.
- My free will is predetermined.
- But I really wanna. Really wanna kiss ya.
- I am a discontent creator.
- You have the body of Aphrodite that I wanna worship forever.
- Today is Beethoven’s 255th birthday. I love that dude’s music. Did you know that he started decomposing at 56. And he was actually bald. He always wore a ludwig.
- (during sex) “Sorry, I gotta pee again!”
- I just don’t get it. What did shit do to deserve holy status?
- Are all mackerels really holy tho
- You working hardly I see
- chasing dreams chasing clouds chasing skirt chasing dopamine
- Three-word love story: Kindly fuck off.
- We do not make choices. The universe makes decisions through us.
- I ain’t handsome, but I do handsome daily.
- I’m more zitty than witty.
- I love teasing you because I love you.
- *during sex* Ow ow can you go easy on my balls please
- *during sex* Do ya wanna see my comic book collection
- You cannot have freedom without loneliness.
- What room has no doors or windows?
- There’s a 100% chance we all are gunna die.
- an entangled fractal that is love