Kelso
Butch. Dyke. Writer. Townie. Dirtbag. Anarchist.🏴
Wrote SEVEN GIRLFRIENDS & other stuff.
Often posting/writing from a toilet.
(she/her, cisgender)
http://sickhurtbleedingordead.substack.com
- Let me feed you and have you sing Karaoke with me while I'm not actively filming our little trans indie movie. 🎥
- I have no idea what goes on on this website anymore.
- Making love with someone who sees all the parts of you? Nothing better.
- Just realized that I need to file my taxes with my ex wife because we're still married on paper. Cool.
- The Best Article of 2026 has dropped 23 days into the new year.
- When I first saw Applebee's advertisement for the O-M-Cheeseburger, I was terrified. I trembled. I cowered. Then I opened my heart to it. Here is what it revealed to me. johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/god-cheese...
- I drank one (1) 16oz cold brew an hour ago. I need to be careful.
- Throwing random cute nicknames to my girl just to see what sticks and what doesn't. So far we got your tried and true: sweetie, darlin, etc. Tossed a random one last week, seems to be working. Gonna try another one tonight to see if it's a homer or at least a walk.
- "Everything in my life is falling apart, but I'm gonna figure it out." Dude way to hit me in the stomach while watching it on Christmas.
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- Things have been so busy at work the last two days that this is the first time I've had a drink of water or sat since I got here this morning. I hate tax season.
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- I did everything I could every day of my life.
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- 169 days 🎓 220 days 🎂
- *Jazz hands* "CINEMA IS BACK, BAYBEE!" - Me, to @mjbemis.bsky.social after she introduced me @veradrew22.bsky.social People's Joker for the first time last night. Overall it's an incredible movie stacked w/queer people and it's a great motivator. I Can't wait to start filming this weekend. 💋
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- Don't let them win. Keep making art.
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- The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I mean, my heart will go on.
- Love seeing the New England Dads Parade at the Bruins game. ☘️
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- Reposted by Kelsoif tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
- Fuck it. I'm doing Christmas this year. I'm dragging the tree up and I'm gonna get everyone cheerful again one burnt out Christmas light at a time. 😤
- 2026 is gonna be my year
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- I hate the Holidays.
- Reposted by Kelso*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif* VISIT YOUR LIBRARY WE'VE GOT DVDS WE'VE GOT CDS WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
- Reposted by KelsoIf you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
- My doc looked at me - a 37 yr old cis woman - right in the face and told me I might need to start taking low dose spiro because my T might be elevated. Y'all, gender is just arbitrary. Grateful for the women in my life who kept their spiro surplus. 💚🙏🏻 T girls come in clutch once again!
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- I once again hate polyamory.
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- No. It's a Blizzard movie. You watch it during the first big snowstorm of the season. Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie.
- I was planning on watching a movie a night this week for my birthday but every night I've come home I find one or two chores that need to get done and then I find two more "quick" things I should do then ope it's 9:30p! 🤦🏻♀️ I promise to redeem myself starting tomorrow.
- My wife sent me a text saying "I only want one thing for Crimbo and it's signed copies of [these versions]." I'm cashing in my years of indie bookstore clout here. If any Indies have signed copies for sale let me know. I'll pay for USPS shipping. Ho ho ho.
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- Girl, what? I appreciate everything that Run For Something did while I ran for local office a few years ago, but I not only disagree with this, I'm a little offended. Getting to the center and sacrificing minority voices is not the way Dems can win in the future. Carrying everyone with us will win.
- I was very inebriated last night watching my favorite movie with the two people I love the most in this world and I made the best joke I will ever mutter out of my stupid mouth and I am so grateful that there were witnesses to that magic. I'll never beat "Wet Damon" ever in my life ever again.
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- Real love is forcing your wife to watch all the Twilight movies with you because you think they are terrible melodrama but oh so fun to watch.
- My b-day & Crimbo are coming up soon. Often folks get intimidated because I read so many books and worry that they'll get me something I already read. The best way to combat that fear is to buy bundles from my friends at @portersqbooks.bsky.social Josh & Katherine have the Deep Cut recs I crave. 🥵
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- I'm learning way too much about my coworkers and their medical histories. Maybe a little too much.
- Bradley fucking Cooper. 🤬
- Trying to dust off the writer's block and make stuff for public consumption again. I wrote a poem for @mjbemis.bsky.social. I hope you enjoy.
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- Tried building my girlfriend's bureau, but couldn't find my Phillips head screwdriver for an hour. Now I'm exhausted cause I flipped the house over to find it. I've turned into my dad.
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- I try to claw beauty out of heartbreak.
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- I am doing the best that I can.
