Brenon Savell
Dad, Climber, Skier, Musician, Scientist, Gardener in Montana. Devout agnostic. I play bass for the self-anointed queen of hell in Lucy Was Right.
www.LucyWasRight.com
- “Hearing about how the government I helped elect is destroying lives is ruining my evenings, why can’t the news be more positive?” is how we got here.
- Exceptionalism Through Sustained Mediocrity: A Memoir
- I get Venezuela, but why did we invade Minnesota?
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- The horror
- I think the reason people like it is because it gets them high
- Good morning America, what have you done? We chased away new to replace it with old. We gave away virtue and replaced it with gold. So what is it that we have won?
- Now that the news is just “here’s a video we found online” I feel like I could be a solid anchor.
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- We gone do what they say can’t be done!
- East bound and down, loaded up and truckin!
- America, now with 100% more war crimes!
- Think of how fast we will get to the mid-credit scenes at the end of movies when the credits are just “made with AI.”
- I wake up, I go to work. Thank you for reading my autobiography.
- For some reason I feel compelled to talk to my children as if I believe the world is, or could be, a good place. This flies in the face of all evidence to the contrary. But deep down I know. If I don’t leave them some money they’re probably fucked.
- The horror.
- Could be worse, it could have been 6 9.
- Nothing more authentically America than being an asshole for no reason at all.
- Going to Halloween as exhaustion this year.
- They took the wrong doorknob out of the White House.
- Game translator just made you’re not the boss of me into you’re not my direct supervisor and that’s my new phrase.
- Raise a glass to sobriety!
- As husbands go I am still acceptable.
- Finally grew a watermelon in Montana.
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- A lot of summer packed in there
- The Phillies getting swept by the Dodgers after the season they had will hit hard. You know, if you like the Phillies.
- “Anti people now you’ve gone too far, here’s your antichrist superstar.” - Nostradamus, I mean Marilyn Manson
- Fed the chickens wings today. That’s how you turn a chicken back into an egg.
- If you’re living right your middle finger probably stays up these days.
- AI actors means everything will be a cartoon soon enough.
- Surely they have this right to discriminate. SCOTUS has told us that is a basic human right, emblazoned in the constitution. It’s right there next to the line about being free to be a dick.
- Sorry, can’t right now, busy being incredulous.
- Sure, dogs clean their butthole with their tongue. But at least they clean it. #ChoosetheDog
- Sad to be here for the Dumb af era.
- Can’t drink all day bc I have to breathe.
- Death by 1000 rfkjrs.
- Tylenol is only bad if you crush it up and snort it when you’re pregnant.
- News from outer space.
- To honor my friend CJ, every time I get high today I’m just cramming the bud in the bowl without breaking it up at all.
- 2025 Person of the Year should be measles. Having an absolute banner year.
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- Any bear scared of wolves doesn’t deserve our respect.
- Wonder the midterm odds for “rich white guy from out of state” vs the field.
- I’m so glad they cancelled cancel culture.
- In America, we nationalize the means of production for money, not for communism!
- A lot of people are talking about how you never see Melania and Loomer in the same room at the same time and that it’s bc they’re the same alien.
- Don’t you know? Only the regime is allowed to suggest, incite or enact violence.
- If you don’t say nice things about the hateful dead man you will be punished.
- When I see a flag on a truck I assume they don’t stand for American things they stand for trump things.
- Happy shopping season to those who celebrate.
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- It's everything else, all of the time. Everything that happens is twisted into pretext for more 'policing.'
- Political violence is only allowed in the Capitol fools. Supreme Court said so.
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- They should all do a podcast about how persecuted he is.
