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Izzy canyon | STEDDYHANDS FOREVER | AO3 @persephonechild | bi | she/her | white | 30s | 🗡 🔞 DNI | header by @toboldlymuppet pfp by @warl0ck-arts
- The toddler has brought her Halloween pumpkin out on errands for three days in a row now and calls it Bobo. We're getting ready to leave and she just asked "Where Bobo?" and then grabbed it and her shoes. Bobo is my second child now, I guess.
- "Susana" is hard at work pruning grapevines. She says that because she is a woman, she was underestimated, but she is proud that she has become one of the top workers on her pruning crew. #WeFeedYou
- We are currently having a cold snap & breaking previous record low temps so here's a pretty pic from a couple weeks ago when it was PROPERLY ACTING LIKE SUMMER HERE with bright blue skies & sunny hot days
- New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
- shush. don't talk to him yet, it's moka time now. patreon gift for @waywardaf.bsky.social ☕ #izzyhands #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart
- a bit of tummy as a patreon gift for mah beloved @andylehnsherr.bsky.social u 3u #izzyhands #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart
- Madame Guillotine
- important note: his beard looks like a fluffy candy-floss
- *boop* #OFMD #OFMDfanart
- Conito bonito of the day... day 381 extra bonito today
- So you're saying you want a Con + Samba class and thingsssss?
- Charlie Charlie We want it SO BADLY. Just take my money, Charlie.
- Do it for Star, Charlie
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- Everyone calling Con “Daddy” but Samba’s the one holding baby and a cellphone in one hand and bowling with the other. That is A Father
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- 12/10 would definitely start a war for her
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- Izzy is such a fucking freak and he can be picked up and thrown so easy i want to keep him in my basement and raise him like a chia pet
- Conathan never beating the koala bear allegations (via samba's if stories)
- Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴☠️🫶 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
- What if we did the class like this? …..
- Look. How much do you want?
- I love whatever is wrong with them
- SCREAMING I LOVE THEM SM
- Anyway the real heroes of Minnesota are the countless volunteers doing boring shifts where nothing happens. The mom of three delivering food to 40 families in her kids’ school. The dad standing at the door of an elementary with a whistle for hours. The drivers endlessly looping, seeing nothing.
- What real heroism looks like is you drive past a school and it’s 7am and it’s -3 out and there are four dads posted at every door scanning every passing car to be sure it’s not someone coming to take the children. And you drive by at noon and they’re there. And you drive by at 3pm and they’re there
- can i say something. if this were in character, everyone except The Dufus would probably think they're the number one & the other person is the sidekick
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- It's all I want 😭😭😭
- Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴☠️🫶 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
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- CATEGORY 7 AUTISM EVENT
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- HER LEGENDARY BLACKBEARD BIG LESBIAN ICON #ofmd
- Another one! :) <3
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- STIZZY COUNTRY SAY THANK YOU SAMBA
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- SOS SOS SOS
- do you guys ever think about how cute izzy hands is. like. he is so many things but above all he's a lil cutiepie and i'm obsessed with him
- The second I saw this scene I knew I had to draw it. It's Ilya simultaneously at his most meow meow AND peak little shit... Both of which are my favourite things. #heatedrivalry #hollanov #ilyarosanov
- doodling
- idk exactly what AU this is but i know some shakespearean wacky couple-shuffling shennanigans are in store
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