Booniss Everdrunk
Hobbit. Bookworm. Geek. Grotbomb. Voracious tea drinker. Murder Basement owner. Trash horror fan. Hot HR takes on old tv shows.
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- Reposted by Booniss Everdrunksabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
- what a fugly dress Margot Robbie is wearing for the Wuthering Heights premiere, I say as I lounge on my sofa wearing furry purple pyjamas
- oh hey it's my two year work anniversary! Full employment rights baby yeah
- Woo, Thursday
- the bloke has a really staticky pair of pyjama bottoms and I am absolutely delighted I have twice been able to give him a static electricity shock just by touching his bum
- Reposted by Booniss EverdrunkWestboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
- I try not to think about it too much cos I get real mad but it honestly fucks me off so much how so many big franchises have pissed away my good will by curling out expensive yet nonsensical bullshit. Spend some time getting your script and characters on point. Wonder Man is proof it can be done.
- thought i had superhero fatigue but turns out what I actually have is low effort badly written superhero slop fatigue because Wonder Man is SO GOOD it made me FEEL FEELINGS go watch and enjoy
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- got the last teaspoon in the work kitchen lads
- if i had a penny for every time I came back from leave and immediately had to suspend someone and go into investigation mode, I would have 2p. Which isn't much but it's weird it's happened twice.
- me looking at my diary for today and indeed the rest of the week
- Grating cheese for my jacket potato and a massive chunk fell off so I had to eat it
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- wearing a new pair of jeans today, I've not had them shortened yet so I've just turned up the hems but I don't care cos they're warm and make my little hobbit butt look banging
- me looking at my calendar for today
- Reposted by Booniss EverdrunkBollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation
- Anyway SHRINKING IS BACK it's only one of the best shows on tv please go watch it right now
- do you know what. I think Heinz are skimping on the lentils in their lentil and bacon soup.
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- survived my first day back
- a special good morning to the bloke, who went looking for gum in a kitchen cupboard, got worried because the cupboard stank, and finally remembered he had just farted and was standing in his own fart cloud lmao
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- back to work pals
