Rid Kock
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Dadaist news satire account
- You're only a real Christian if you get on your knees for Jesus Christ, take his body into your mouth and taste his sacrament, stroke his blue jeans until you feel his hard crucifix beneath the denim, pull it out and gently massage his frenular delta with your tongue until his sacrifices the back of
- I have a deep repulsion to improv but there are exceptions if the people are genuinely funny and commit really well and don't give me Get Out vibes. Like Zach Oyama is cool
- Anyone named Ross or Bryan freaks me out, first or last name. Negative bonus points if they're tall. Ross Bryant is the freakiest of the freaks.
- "You have vote blue though even if you don't like the candidate" has never been a winning slogan but I'm sure it'll work for newsom
- I mean we could argue it worked for Biden because it was coming off the heels of Trump's incredibly unpopular first term, but that only bought us a single term before fascism bounced right back. Bernie would have won a second term.
- Imagine if biden shit his pants and it didn't even make the news because everyone was busy talking about the pedophilia cabal he was in
- If you reply but didn't like the post I consider us fighting
- The best shows ever made were canceled and then reprised on another platform. Firefly, Community, Arrested Development, The Expanse, need I go on? (I actually don't know of any others oh wait X-Files kinda)
- Jeff Bezos has so much money that if he could take a million dollars, put in a pile cover it in gasoline, light on fire, not sure where I was going with this
- Apparently the beyblade community is super toxic
- I can't believe the yacht JK Rowling used to visit epstein Island so she could assault children and plot the destabilization of democracy by scapegoating trans people had the same name as the Buddhist hard-core band I did vocals for in my 20s
- As if people who would struggle with whistles aren't already wearing noise canceling headphones or ear plugs to deal with the normal amount of noise pollution already happening all the fucking time
