A “bye for now” softie, gut, butt and nuts. Taking a break from posting for a bit. May still lurk a bit, but the internet really isn’t getting any better. Back whenever, maybe never. 🤔
Time to get that laundry in the background done, maybe even change the sheets. 🧺
Morning wood. ☀️🪵
Miscellaneous penis. 🍆
Peek-a-boo. 🩲 Feel like I may be posting too much. 😂
And some without the briefs. 🩲
Feet, briefs and some cheek.🦶🩲 🍑
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Take a moment… 🏖️
And some angles before I log off. 😉
Bloobs. Belly and boobs. (As per the name).🫃👐
Masc-ing. 🎭
Gave myself a makeover, even pulled this old chestnut out of the dusty dildo drawer. 💇♂️🤼♂️
Oops, sprung a semi. 🍆
Keeping it brief… but bulging. 🩲
Marinating away the last year. 🛁 What were your highlights? 🤔
Over complicated moments and sticky situations…
Afterglow…
Di(ck)stracted and struggling to focus for some reason. 💭
0.5 Wide angle. 📐 (Encouraging you ALL to post something).
OK, fine. No clothes then. Better? 🤔
Keeping it brief(s) while I have the place to myself for a moment on this much cooler Boxing Day. 🩲
I’m wearing clothes for once (and serving disappointed Dad looks). 🩳
Unwrapped. 🎁 (But also mildly sunburnt, with dirty feet and that two drink blush).
Merry Christmas to you and yours, it’s going to be 40ºC/104ºF tomorrow on the West side of the land down under. 🥵
Now post a selfie or a cute nude. Live a little! (Please).
Festively plump. 🎄
And some without the towel for the validation from internet strangers, faceless accounts and those of you that are absolute certified internet cuties. 🧖♂️
Freshly showered, full of dumplings, could go a cuddling. 🥟
Trimmed the bushes for the summer. (Don’t complain, they’ll grow back).
Bonus. 🩲
After much deliberation, consideration and some hesitation (and only limited requests/demand, ha!) please enjoy:
a) softie uncut pole
b) sun on the taint and balls
c) hole and
d) some bare feet that got moisturised immediately after
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Reply if you like, or something.
Keeping it brief. 🩲
Sunning the buns. ☀️
(Debating whether to publish the ones with my softie and hole on display or if they’ll forever remain in the camera roll.) 🤔
Then took a break from wearing clothes for a bit since it’s sweaty fat boy season in Perth. ☀️
Took a break from watering the garden. 🪴
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Bonus 🦶 for BlueSky. 🩲
Which angle works best for you?
The fun of posting has all but gone, but maybe that’s just how the internet is these days. 🫥✌️
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I’ve all but given up posting pics of myself because:
a) there’s so much AI nonsense
b) the internet feels like a terrible place
c) it’s too much effort to start a new account without creeps and bots
d) someone kept reposting my pictures on Instagram
Anyway… until next time?
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