I will sometimes write things that don't make any sense and then read them the next day just to hear me sigh and say to myself what was I thinking and I'll say I'm not sure because I was possessed by the evil non-voweled beast Phrdwqstvl who seeks out 'writers' who maniacally wear beards. #truestory

Honestly, I can never pronounce Phrdwqstvl the same way twice.