🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆
winner of big elephant: rivals.
librarian at [small suburb of chicago] public library. i stan girlie pops, gays, and midwesterners, it’s the law.
- there’s a place near my job that sells boba milk tea and don’t up charge when you get nondairy milk and my wallet does not appreciate that in the slightest
- it’s a froyo place & they have a nondairy marshmallow yogurt & when it is not so cold i am going to fuck UP some of that i tried a sample and it was so fucking good
- the only savory drink i’ve had is those spicy ones my mom is obsessed with jalapeño drinks so we have them every fourth of july
- LOVE a spicy drink
- yessss we went to this like adult mini golf place for her birthday & they had a jalapeño martini so we tried it there and now my mom is chasing that high lmao
- I BET THEY ARE AMAZING!
- they’re Very good she likes to make this little slushie thing with her jalapeño alcohol and my stepdad gets fancy and rims the glasses, i like the kick bc even when the drink is strong u can’t taste it (which is dangerous lmao but)
- me at work
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- YOU WILL BE THERE SOON I KNOW IT i really spent like 3 years agonizing bc it was just like, no insurance, i hate doctors, i got in there & he was like “ya no problem here’s the script” IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!
- i want to tell everyone i want to tell random strangers on the street i never want to stop posting about it actually
- pedro pascal is gonna be in a todd haynes film
- THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF MY LIFE’S WORK
