Billifer 🇨🇦
🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in the 🇺🇸. Dog mom. My ‘clever' posts are so painfully average, they make beige look exciting. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. Please no DMs unless I know you. ❤️
- Derp says hi!
- Just stopping in to say how fucking hilarious it is that Bluesky banned JD Vance within 12 minutes of him creating his account. Carry on 😂😂😂
- Lol 😂
- Trump is going to get us all killed.
- Not a single mention of those who died while serving in the U.S. Armed Forces. #MemorialDay2025
- Laura Loomer is such a disgusting person. She also steals tweets, like both of these.
- Repost!
- Lauren Boebert recently complained about Harvard’s Liberal Arts degrees: “Figures those leftists wouldn’t offer a Conservative Arts degree”
- Good evening ❤️
- This popped up in my Facebook memories from this day in 2020. Feel free to use it however you see fit!
- Good morning ☀️
- Good Friday mood: nailed it.
- Derpy says hello!
- Katy Perry going to space is hilarious because most people didn’t even know she was still on earth.
- Presidency requirements: ✅ Draw a cube ✅ Identify a camel ✅ Make your doctor lie about your weight (and probably everything else) ❌ Undergo a mandatory psych evaluation Truly a flawless system.
