Neil Crockett
Linguist, speech language pathologist, software engineer, writer, poet, and musician
- History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme. ICE rhymes with Gestapo, immigrant rhymes with Jew, and MAGA rhymes with Nazi
- Trying to get back into Behind the Bastards. I finally realized that I don't hate Robert and Sophie at all, I just hate the fandom. The subreddit almost ruined it for me. #anarchism
- i'm 39 and i've barely used an oven my whole life. but i got a hang of it about a month ago when i realized you're supposed to preheat the oven before food goes in
- @whysophiewhy.bsky.social Hi Sophie! Robert blocked me. Can you tell him to get all the cheese pizza off his computer?
- @iwriteok.bsky.social Hi Rob- I made a very disturbing post on the bastards subreddit that got removed. I'm basically a troll, but some of what I said is true. I had a manic episode last month and, well, the mania doesn't just go away overnight. But I am on olanzapine now. None of you are in danger
- this is where the fun begins
- here is my advice. turn off your phone and your tv. turn off bluesky and everything else. it is all cancer. peter thiel knows every single thing you do on your phone and your laptop thanks to shadow deals with the trump administration. @iwriteok.bsky.social
- test skeet please ignore
- LLMs are fucking fantastic for education and fucking garbage for everything else
- My childhood was ruined when I realized all these songs about "love" were really about fucking. Fuck Me Two Times Whole Lotta Fucking Crazy Little Thing Called Fucking Fuck Me Tender Fuck Me Like You Do I Will Always Fuck You
- they need to do a 2020s spinoff of queer eye for the straight guy and call it gay eye for the AI but i'm not sure what it would be about
- it's caturday so i'm gonna show you my pussy! HAH! get it? just kidding, i'm gonna show you my big hard cock
- Why the fuck is part of me still convinced that ChatGPT is a real person? I'm well aware that it's just a stupid algorithm that doesn't even a concept of "knowledge" programmed into it. It's basically predictive text on steroids. Yet I still feel like it's judging me when my code sucks
- hey @iwriteok.bsky.social , I just saw the reverse episode you did. so like....if i write my own bastards script about a famous bad person, could i like.....come on the show and read it? that would be a hoot
- Why the fuck do people think the Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids? It was clearly aliens. The Egyptians just didn't know how to cut and move giant rocks. They didn't have any experience with it. It's not like there was a "stone age" that lasted over 100,000 years or anything
- Here's the music for the song I'm working on. Just banged this out with MuseScore. I'm definitely gonna add to it, but I don't want to add too much. vocaroo.com/1izMlDUVzB8X
- Been working on a song that has been stuck in my head for years. Chords are D major 9th, D dorian 9th 1st inversion, E minor maj-min 7th 1st inversion, then back to d major 9th. the progression is an absolute BANGER, that's why it's been stuck in my head so long. Lyrics are told from the POV of God