Bill Zachmann
Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.
- Reposted by Bill ZachmannWelcome to the rest of your life, asshole.
- "We sent this guy out for coffee and all of a sudden this video got posted!"
- People have already pointed out that there are no apes/gorillas in "The Lion King," but I don't remember Mufasa crapping himself.
- I don't ask for much (okay, that's a lie), but is it too much for ESPN to resume its coverage of the Pro Kabaddi League?
- Since we had other people voicing the bots during the Netflix and Gizmoplex seasons, for these new experiments, would it be okay to send Kevin banners that read, "I HATE Tom Servo's new voice?" #Rifftrax #MST3K
- Why did Mike, Kevin and Bill come back to Mystery Science Theater 3000? Let the guys tell you themselves! Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
- Reposted by Bill ZachmannThis is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
- My day had been total crap until this very moment. I hope Nuveena makes an appearance and one of the movies has Joe Estevez in it.
- Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
- To mark the 33rd anniversary of the premiere of "Manos: The Hands of Fate" on #MST3k, I present a review of the film as it appeared in the El Paso Herald-Post the day after the movie's debut in 1966.
- Oh, man, this one feels like a punch to the gut.
- He's the spousal abuser who hits his wife and says, "See what you made me do?"
- Is it possible for a entire credit roll to consist of just Alan Smithee?
- Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week. This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
- It's entirely possible they'd show this on deportation flights.
- View from my back deck yesterday as the sun melted the ice in the trees.
- Reposted by Bill ZachmannAuschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.
- It’s past time, to be honest.
- I'm going to wait until this comes to streaming and not watch it there.
- Nope, but you can sink it in just under three hours.
- So nobody wants technology's version of snake oil. Who knew?
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- A new GrimTrax?!
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- Reposted by Bill ZachmannPeople not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
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- Not a Deadhead but appreciate the musicianship. RIP Bob Weir.
- I’m gonna need zombie Walter Cronkite to rampage through the halls of CBS News.
- Ah, yes, CBS now has their own Declaration of Principles. How long before they throw them under the bus like the character Charles Foster Kane did?
- The Sorting Hat from the Harry Potter movies appears to have hit hard times in recent years.
- My favorite part of the Pop Tart Bowl: the mascot sacrifice. It must be done to ensure our crops will not fail next year.
- My holiday gift to all my fellow #MSTies. Surprisingly, you won’t find the names Breen or Polonia in the credits. No need to thank me!
- I knew this was a spam text when I received it, but I was still tempted to reply “Your mom’s house.”
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- One day we’ll be pissing on trump’s.
- OMG. The unriffed version of “Santa’s Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown” is on Tubi. I don’t think my medications could handle that. #Rifftrax #WhizzoTheClown
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- My girlfriend and I were at the store last weekend when Wham's "Last Christmas" started playing and was immediately followed by Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You." So I got Whamageddoned and lost the Mariah Game all in the space of a few minutes. Goddammit.
- On a whim I watched this on Tubi a few months ago, so believe me when I say, it's...it's not good. So of course I'll be adding this to my Rifftrax library.
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[This post could not be retrieved] - "You knew damn well I was a snake before you brought me in."
- All the charisma of a hostage video. I guess in a sense it is.
- Gonna hang this over my toilet.
- I'll bet that if you turn the globe a certain amount to the right, it'll open a portal to Hell.
- Imagine giving a peace prize to someone who's bombing fishing boats.
- Hassett's so far up trump's ass that he's basically become a polyp.
