erin balconyskeletons
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
- frequently I'll be like now why the bell are my roots so bad. I JUST DYED YOU, HAIR! And then I'll have to be like oops no that was six weeks ago actually
- good news is mac cherry lip liner continues to be THAT GOOD, zero touch ups all day, applied at 8ish am, been munching and hydrating all day
- instead of bog standard do not wanna do the workies i have barely awake at my desk
- FIVE OF THE CLOCK. OH SEVENTEEN HOURS. MEETING. i am untethered etc
- Kara's hockey live-blogging is delightful tbh
- "400 years ago."
- Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
- dad's side: escaping prosecution for killing some british cops in ireland + running away from the nazi party mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad
- that old canard about DID THEY COME HERE THE RIGHT WAY well the brosnan boys were what we'd now call terrorists who falsified their names repeatedly on their way to illinois to evade capture so like. well. by some metrics, sure
- tbf one of them also later changed the spelling of his name bc he divorced his wife and remarried and i have NO clue what the logic was there. wasn't evading catholic judgment etc, man still went to mass at the same church every sunday! just love of the game, i guess ?
- He's the best!
- I know I've done a good #Thades session when I get @balconyskeletons.bsky.social to flip me off.
- wheelin' and dealin' in the marketplace of god deals. which have never NOT worked out for someone, right #thades
- "is it a bone tree or a blood tree?" "it's kind of both." "now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood." "blood COMES FROM bones, so — " "that's how you keep your bones wet!!!" #thades
- thades o'clock, at least he's comfortable
- to be seen etc #thades
- "Shiloh imprinted on Ilya, like a good dumb lesbian..." "That seems to be a theme with your characters." "Listen..." #Thades
