- During his first administration, Donald Trump named his buddy, NY Jets owner Robert Wood Johnson, an ambassador Since that time, the team has the worst record in the NFL Everything And I do mean EVERYTHING That Trump touches dies
- According to unreliable sources, the NY Jets will take on the Calgary Stampeders in the Alternate Super Bowl. The winning team will hoist the Rush Limbaugh Trophy, present Donald Trump with the game MVP award and receive Target discount coupons* (*requires purchase of non-sale items).
