smashley
not good at most things
chicago edition
she/her
- good morning i am sick morning
- iconic
- HOOOOONK honk honk HONK
- just used my new potato ricer for the first time and i’m in love
- return of the two drink girlfriend
- the rhythm and the pulse of the city
- sorry hate to be that person but instead of exchanging 2025 for 2026 could i actually just get a refund?
- year new
- and that’s a wrap on work
- on this eve of the new year i bid thee good morning
- what’s the one kitchen device or tool you couldn’t live without?
- gloom morning
- merry morning
- touching up paint in the salon on christmas eve because this is really one of the only times i can have the space all to myself
- who up trying to be someone’s muse
- good christmas eve morning
- everyone had big last day of school energy at the salon today
- on repeat
- is that a cosmic control rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- boots and cats and boots and cats boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and
- oops all tired
- jfc we really do live in hell
- i’ve never played a skating game before but Skate Story is perfection mechanics. soundtrack. story. 10/10 probably the most fun game i’ve played this year
- can’t stop thinking about being a guy made of glass and pain
- the bathroom at the drake is less fancy than expected
- four drink girlfriend
