Area Man
I’ve never been wrong. I used to work in a record store.
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- Reposted by Area ManIn honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

- Reposted by Area Manoh I've written about this before! one of the big problems with people developing those assumptions is also that they become entirely unable to then engage with normies who represent like.....98% of the population, and whose beliefs are formed on a much more case-by-case basis
- Fantastic, as ever
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- Reposted by Area Manit is worth saying quite loudly that the conspiracy theories are still not correct
- Rest in peace Catherine O’Hara (meme courtesy of Simpsons Bortposting on FB)
- I love Mirrors by Sally Oldfield and I make no apologies #totp
- Love the bit in Music by John Miles where it goes into the theme from Blake’s Seven #totp
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- 6 Music absolutely smashing it today
- Just spotted on FB, and I am filled with “I understood that reference”
- Reposted by Area Man"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home. Now it's goodnight from me ... ... and it's goodnight from him."
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- Reposted by Area Man'After curling in Stirling, the royal couple played chess in Inverness, and in Bude, they tried wrestling in the leisure centre.'
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- Reposted by Area ManWhy is Donald Trump changing his mind every five minutes and saying completely mad stuff an embarrassment for Keir Starmer? It feels like it should chiefly be seen as an embarrassment for the United States.
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- Reposted by Area Manthe other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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- Yes
- Reposted by Area ManI Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
- Reposted by Area ManIncredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
- Book people/Kent people: due to my own idiocy I have 3 tickets to see the author Andrew Miller at Faversham Literary Festival at 1pm on Fri 20 Feb. If you would like one, please contact me. They’re £12.50 each but will take whatever you can afford www.favershamliteraryfestival.org/2026/events/...
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- BELGIAN WHISTLES
- Reposted by Area ManHeard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES
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- FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH
- Random request to book people I follow - do any of you have a contact at the Faversham Literary Festival? They sent me the wrong tickets and no one is replying to my emails (for God’s sake have a phone number)
- Banter outcome is Jenrick presses on with attempt to join Reform and Farage tells him to bugger off
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- This is of course quite correct but I never understood the strategy of those in the Tory party jonesing for a Jenrick leadership, when it would just give them an even less appealing and less media savvy version of Farage. Plus, not that it seems to matter anymore, Jenrick was a *terrible* minister
- Ey up
- Reposted by Area ManIt was 30 years ago today that BBC Two transmitted the opening episode of Our Friends in the North - one of the greatest television dramas the BBC has ever made. For the anniversary, I've been down to Caversham to take a look through the show's files and explore some of the tales they tell...
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- Reposted by Area Man21 years ago, humanity landed on Saturn's moon Titan.
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- Characteristically brilliant but this is just 🤌
- Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
- Reposted by Area ManThis is nice but I feel they’ve missed a trick by not including a cord in her back that you can pull to make her say “Twisted flax please, Victoria”
- Think I’ve got @dankackroyd.bsky.social’s next birthday present sorted
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- Oh man me and an old housemate got obsessed with this guy “IT’S TIME TO SEND IN THE SPETSNAZ”
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- I dunno lads, Heather Small is kind of smashing it on the Hootenanny
- Happy new year everyone x
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