😂❤️

You are heartless, my wife does the same to me.

She needs to learn my puppy's trick. She sets next to the bed, whines & farts very pungent farts. At between 4-4:30 am. Not when I want to get up, but the threat of poop instead of farts gets me up every time. I finally just reprogrammed the coffee pot so it's ready for me when she wakes me.