animal jayson ⭐️👁️
Amateur games critic and rising star.
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- it's crazy how fallout 4 already felt 10 years old when it came out and now it feels about 40 years old.
- theres nothing i enjoy more than waking up in the morning and finding out people who bought the switch 2 are suffering and in pain like they deserve
- just realized that BallxPit is the dark and fucked up and evil version of Highly Responsive to Prayers
- was searching up some of the old guilty gear animations and got this in the results. people are out there doing incredible work these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKzX...
- shmups are a prole-coded genre. if your shmup is 20 dollars or more, you're a class traitor. cinematic story games however are bourgeois. i have no sympathy for people whose favorite game is The Last of Us complaining that games are 80 dollars now. not my comrades. i am the karl marx of gaming.
- they should make a version of my brain that doesn’t feel like it’s gonna burst out of my skull once per month for no reason.
- 2026 the year everybody who goes “haha i mean maybe ill get into fighting games one day, they seem cool, idk, kinda scary though” actually does it yes that includes YOU, the one reading this post RIGHT NOW
- after an unbelievable number of attempts over the course of what felt like six months, i have now beaten the heart on a20 as the silent. i didn't even do shit i just got apotheosis + bottled lightning + runic pyramid + apparitions. now only the watcher is left.
- Reposted by animal jayson ⭐️👁️Guilty Gear Strive ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ (2001)
- i get where people are coming from when they say “don’t focus on the individuals in these emails, the problem is the wider system” but i think maybe the time to say that is not “the exact second the mask falls.” i think maybe that is the time to talk about individual villains, actually.
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- why is my character's portrait in baldur's gate 3 just one of those freezeframes of jerma with no shirt on
- when the game is called 'Man of Brutality: Honor's War' and the cover is a traumatized-looking guy covered in blood: "ah a nice easy game to blast through over the weekend" when the game is called 'The Fairy Princess and the Quest for Cotton Candy' and you're on level 2:
- calling arcade machines "the first microtransactions" is like calling taxis "the first rideshares." completely ahistorical, projecting a modern problem onto the past in a way which legitimizes the very thing you're trying to criticize. it's like calling an author from the 19th century an "incel."
- me from now on every time someone defends microtransactions: “oh so you mean that thing JEFFREY EPSTEIN invented?”
- Reposted by animal jayson ⭐️👁️"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
- Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- Reposted by animal jayson ⭐️👁️[Not loaded yet]
- found out that cool-looking touhou dungeon crawler that just came out has ai assets in it. can't have shit in gensokyo, man.
- ports get made when fans of a game like that game and want to play it again remasters get made when fans of a game have had their brains mildly rotted by "quality of life" in the intervening years remakes get made when most fans of a game actually hate that game, if they've ever even played it
- check in with your himejoshi friends. this is a dark hour for them.
- atlus fan century of humiliation
- gacha fans are like the canary in the coalmine except if the canary was like “yeah the toxic gas isn’t even that bad really, and honestly? the grind for rare earth metals down here is pretty generous compared to other mines. i think you’re scaremongering a bit if you’re still paranoid of the gases.”
- guy about to weigh in on long youtube gaming video discourse before remembering he just made an hour and 15 minute long video about a bullet hell shmup
- Reposted by animal jayson ⭐️👁️BIRDCAGE Update 1.1.0 is out now, bringing scoring changes, balance tweaks, bug fixes and more! Check out the full patch notes at the link below! 🖥️🥚 store.steampowered.com/news/app/215...
- a response i got a couple times to my claims about retro is "if games from the 2000s arent retro then why are they getting remade" and i dont know how to reply to that except to link Adam Curtis Hypernormalisation Full Doctumentary HD on youtube
- Reposted by animal jayson ⭐️👁️sorry everyone. all your #PlayHighguard posts have been very funny but no one is beating this. just incredible work. one of the funniest ever
- jc denton ass dialogue
- he settles it forever: "retro" refers to a specific time period which was defined in the ps3 era. the bar for what is considered "retro" does not move forward as time passes. it's comparable to "modernist" literature, the name being temporal doesn't mean it changes over time, it's just a name.
- xbox 360 games will never "become" retro, because they were specifically defined in opposition to retro, much as postmodern literature isn't suddenly reclassified as regular modernist once it's old enough. xbox 360 games can become old, but they can't become retro. if you post sanae at me ill kill y
