Andy Cairns
🃏 MTG
🥏 Disc Golf
🕹️ Fighting Games
🎮 🎲 & other nerdy stuff
📍Asheville, NC
Designing goofy stickers and wearable stuff on
@overmountains.bsky.social
- I did something I should have done a long time ago and bought a subscription to @dropout.tv This morning I watched the new episode of Um Actually with @bmkibler.bsky.social and @goberthicks.bsky.social and then I spent the evening laughing at Game Changer and Make Some Noise Best $7 I've spent
- Are we actually fucking serious right now
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- Reposted by Andy CairnsI'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
- Reposted by Andy Cairnsremember when everything was possibly cake and we were driven mad by the possibility that everything was cake? don't you wish everything was possibly cake now instead of probably ai? we were such fools to squander a cake-based reality.
- Reposted by Andy Cairns"Free Demo." Always worth seeing again, especially on Paper Mario's 25th NA release birthday. Still one of my favourite game ads.
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- Reposted by Andy CairnsBERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
- Reposted by Andy CairnsI just ordered a shitload of copies of this card to give away at events instead of The Great Aurora like I usually do. And if you know me you know how strongly that must mean I feel about Ice Out.
- Reposted by Andy CairnsDem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
- Dork does dope work like this and needs some financial help! Get yourself a sick video hyping (or trash talking) a card of your choice and help him out for just $5+! Got a card you despise in commander? Have him be the heel talking shit about it so you can remind your playgroup that it sucks! 😏
- Reposted by Andy CairnsHey Chat, My work has DRASTICALLY cut my hours and I've got some bills coming up... Any bit helps, and I'm even offering to cut wrestling promos too! Even if you can't donate, spreading the word is greatly appreciated! Thanks y'all 🖤 ko-fi.com/dork4short
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- Now that I have Ryu to master rank, I'm looking to figure out who my next character will be to take there. Help me decide? I have Chun, Cammy, Guile, Dhalsim, and JP all in Diamond, but I want to try a "new" character for once since I have a tendency to stick to SF2 chars mostly
- Reposted by Andy Cairnshi democrats, not sure if you saw but literally all of your political opponents are connected to the worlds most notorious child rape and trafficking ring. voters probably dont like that kinda thing. just making sure you saw
- Reposted by Andy CairnsNo more emails... please...
- Alright, last little rant about the secret lair debacle for today; A corporation can be blatantly about profit above all else, whatever, that's par for the course Just don't let them gaslight you along the way. The fact that they even try to should be looked at very critically and not ignored
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- Reposted by Andy CairnsI feel a collective exhaustion and anger in every facet of life constantly pushing to see how much more gaslighting we can take, and it would be extremely unwise to test consumers in the few spaces where they can really have an impact.
- "we don't want to see people waiting for hours" Ok, that's good to acknowledge, but we're what, 7 years and 300 secret lair drops into this process?? They don't sound very concerned if it's taken this long to address the obvious issues like cart/line loopholes or the anti consumer nature of it all
- They'd rather not sell as many of a product as people are interested in buying Instead, they'd prefer to have a limited quantity that gets instantly snatched up by bots so they can brag about sell-out speed on investor calls. Got it.
- Reposted by Andy Cairnsanyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
- ICE "officers" showing an administrative warrant
- Just tossed Dork a few bucks for one of these and I'm excited to hear how it turns out :)
- Hey Chat, My work has DRASTICALLY cut my hours and I've got some bills coming up... Any bit helps, and I'm even offering to cut wrestling promos too! Even if you can't donate, spreading the word is greatly appreciated! Thanks y'all 🖤 ko-fi.com/dork4short
- Reposted by Andy CairnsThings are rough and I’ve been feeling it, but the giveaways were fun last year and I wanted to get back to it. First giveaway of 2026 is this Lizard token featuring Leatherhead (not a lizard, but I don’t think Gator tokens are a thing). Share this to enter, I will pick a winner Sunday the 8th!
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- It's still early, you can help make the ratio worse
- Reposted by Andy Cairnsjust had a new idea for a secret lair lmk what you think
- Reposted by Andy Cairnsgetting some obnoxiously big titties pizza
- Hey so this might be a hot take but companies generally have to pay to do market research I know it's impossible to stop them from selling but *please* consider that you are paying a for-profit company to be a market research text subject, and willingly giving them +++profit for zero benefit to you
- Prints Charming just dropped in Secret Lair's Chaos Vault, with a twist! This time, you’re going to see a lot of the same drop at a lot of different prices. This is very much on purpose; we promise! More details here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
- Hi, what in the fucking late stage capitalism is this
- Prints Charming just dropped in Secret Lair's Chaos Vault, with a twist! This time, you’re going to see a lot of the same drop at a lot of different prices. This is very much on purpose; we promise! More details here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
- My LGS is moving to a new location and getting new chairs and tables They had a dope idea to let people sponsor chairs w/ a plaque with their name or whatever on it I desperately need good Magic-themed chair puns So far we have: Goblin Chair-belcher Chairbender Ascension Argothian Enchairtress
- Legitimately the best breakfast "hack" I've seen in ages. Bagel and egg sandwich - just pour the eggs in the pan around the bagel, ezpz Add some spices, cheese and a little spicy aioli before folding it up 🤌
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- LARGE PUNCHY BUG
- Which large lad are you cheering for in the #PTECL finals?
