Anakana Schofield
🚨LIBRARY OF BROTHEL🚨 MAY 2026
Award winning author of novels Bina (NYRB, Knopf Canada, Fleet), Martin John and Malarky (Biblioasis)
www.anakanaschofield.com
Agent: Wylie
Words in Book Post, Guardian, Globe
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- “Thursday, however, surely marked the first time it was asked whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further.“ This may give fresh optimism to my urgent campaign for humans to grow wings.
- The opening Winter Olympics ceremony is tomorrow morning PST time. It took me way too much effort to find this information, which shows how useless all this digital stuff is. Need to look up the Luge schedule.
- Totally inhumane! Imagine getting that email today while you are waking up to report from a war zone. Or you came home late and hungry from some freezing cold arena where you were filing a game report. Absolute contempt for your labour.
- Much admiration and respect for Ron and @johnwilliams.bsky.social all the fine journalists & many freelancers who worked at/contributed to the Post, who should not be disgracefully shafted this way by the blankety blank brained billionaire. We have to take this back. A paragraph at a time.
- After 20 years, I've been laid off at The Washington Post. substack.com/home/post/p-...
- It’s reminding me of the Wapping Strike and the Thatcher years.
- Keep thinking of my friend’s elderly father on the Northside who reads 3 physical newspapers a day.
- Billionaires wreck things. Stop creating them. Stop supporting them. What a depressing day. We have to take this back.
- Mock The Week is now on TLC, wha? I have just been informed.
- The winning dog again has not got big cheek. There’s a bias against having cheeks or a big skull in this show.
- This fella/gal was robbed. Look at his boulder of a head. He will swim out and rescue you and Crusoe the cat.
- Any update on that mad Westminster dog show where the winner usually looks like King Louis XIV and any dog with big cheeks doesn’t triumph. I still have the hump over Clifford the Leonburger (sp?) dog being passed over & I am a cat person.
- Canadian Blood Bank is appealing for O-NEG blood donations 🩸🚨
- Find your local donation centre here and look at the blood types in RED which are running low. If you have any of these types and can donate, please do. O-NEG, O+, A-, B- look especially low. www.blood.ca/en
