alexis simpson
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
- the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
- ok but what if TOMORROW KamalaHQ broadcasts a video of Harris bringing us his head like Salome with john the baptist
- but that's my favorite thing to do
- ive never been the main character. might be time for me to post some absolute bullshit discourse that gets me cancelled. let's see... um, babies should be required to fly in the luggage compartment. you should have to prove you need disability benefits with a cool rap. kittens are just fuzzy rats
- we would have equality if we referred to ALL genitals EQUALLY as "prohibited chungus." to save money, schools and prisons should combine their lunch hour. sunbathing your anus is praxis. we don't need gun control, we need clear backpacks. air fryers should be illegal. are any of these hitting yet
- watching the first Percy Jackson movie with the fam and it makes sense that Poseidon wanted to fuck Catherine Keener
- maybe steve bannon should consider that he needs to "surround" his "neck" with "bones" so he has "a jawline" www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
- hey chat. for buying books, which of these is the least evil
- HOLLYWOOD, are you listening?? the people yearn for a horny gay curling show!
- i will not watch curling. you can't make me
