Ambrose
Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken
Enjoy the JayPEGs
- Reposted by AmbroseI'm thinking about the line "why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?" and how it doesn't specify which bird. What if it was this
- Big shout-out to Chesapeake Urology Associates for sending me a threatening bill with my last name spelled 3 different ways (none of which were correct). Gee, I wonder why you couldn't file that insurance claim?
- The office mom at work made a derpy little reindeer out of boxes + printer paper for xmas this year, and it made me happy every time I saw it. The AI goon dipshit who sits on the other side of the building put up a massive poster of AI slopart in his cubicle & it just made everyone depressed.
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- She's 1 today! Birthday dog! Birthdog!
- "Chorizo", inexplicably pronounced "show-REET-zoh" by a British lady on Bakeoff
- Reposted by AmbroseVia appalachians4appalachia
- Reposted by AmbroseThis Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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- She may not be the smartest
- Icing thick enough to support even the strangest looking dogs
- Too gangly. Untrustworthy levels of gangliness.
- Reposted by AmbroseHere's a gift link to the New York's Times' timeline of Homeland Security's killing of Alex Pretti. It shows clearly what actually happened and makes it abundantly clear that the Trump regime is lying to cover up a murder.
- Snow day activities
- Reposted by AmbroseThe Day We Met: Chapter 4, Page 33
- "EntMAGAfizierung"
- Reposted by AmbroseThis is the video. Please be warned: the video is graphic. It shows ICE agents wrestling a man to the ground, beating him, and then shooting him several times.
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- Minnesota is suddenly threatening to dethrone Wisconsin as my favorite Midwestern state.
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- Reposted by AmbroseSeven minutes after arriving at the function I agreed to attend because I thought it would be good for me
- Work is slowly turning me into Frank Grimes
- Reposted by AmbroseNick Fuentes urging Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota: "Bro, do it. Do something. Just stop chickening out. I'm just tired of the idle threats... Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. Please just kill them." www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
- Reposted by Ambrosejack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
- Reposted by AmbroseCows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth. Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. wapo.st/3NzJ84A
- Reposted by AmbroseCOW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
- Loudener
- Being sick sucks shit
- Why are there so many goddamn self storage places? No more. Time for holy war.
- Lol they seem to have dropped the verbiage about coveting your neighbor's ass, tragically. I hope all the kids in the public school system have the wherewithal to discuss this loudly and continuously for the next forever www.nola.com/news/educati...
- omg the Ten Commandments "poster" that Louisiana intends to send to schools (which are required to display them in every public classroom, including at universities) includes images of Moses and Mike Johnson share.google/eoRiDvHsshEg...
- Reposted by AmbrosePhoto by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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- Snerk
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- Everyone loves smughorse
- Reposted by AmbroseThis isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
- Hail Ambrose, king of the Starbucks girls
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- Lol I just got a YouTube ad telling me to join the Navy's special operations. They're really scraping the bottom of that barrel.
- Trying to learn to weave. I now understand why they hired children with tiny hands to work in mills.
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- Reposted by AmbrosePolitical cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley
- Reposted by AmbroseExcellent, damning analysis of the video of the killing of Ms Good, from the NYT, including a quick debunking of the “evidence” the President showed other Times reporters last night. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
- New top contenders: Hunbun Annabear
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- I decided to do my good deed for the day by cleaning up the trash in my neighborhood. Ended up finding 20 bucks though, so I think it technically doesn't count?
