bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
it'll be like a fidget spinner and a vuvuzela had a baby. you will be circled by plastic harpies that scream your most shameful secrets. you are huge losers and everyone hates you! be grateful it's just whistles!
Jan 28, 2026 01:14i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
