Ali
she/they | asexual | AuDHD | Detroit 📍 from St. Elizabeth 🇯🇲
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- It's something so soothing about holding my own boob. The left one in particular. It's like an emotional support boob? Idk
- abegyafinestpardun?
- I do not have a structured settlement but I need cash now. Can I still call J.G. Wentworth?? 877CASHCOW
- Trina really said "LICKY, LiCKy, Licky, lickee for an hour…"
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- {Ali is pissed tf off}
- Yeah I'll be showing my ass all BHM and doing loser coughs if ieven walk past a ripened pale skinned that I remotely think is a dump supporter. Cant believe those fucking idiots voted for that neckgina bum ass bitch
- Lord I really hate arguing with these old ass dumb white bitches for this group project. You can actually suck my dick bitch :)
- Why is Yosemite pronounced like that? I thought it was only 2 syllables.
- Still
- I have this art deco gravity bong and it's been quite the game changer. I'm in love. 🤎🧡
- I'm certain I just had French bread for the first time. Is it supposed to be this fluffy and tasty?,
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- hmmmmph...
- Broke up with Savage x Fenty today because how dare you cancel my order even though everything is still in stock. Why am I jumping through hoops to get an answer. I just wanted what I ordered.
- A buttery elephant ear would do me justice right now.
- Embarrassed. But frugal. ☝🏽
- I done missed the first quizzes for the semester in both classes. We gone do better for the remainder of this semester and thereafter, believe that. 👩🏾🎓
- That orangeman that's leading this country really is a supervillain... But you know, peaceful protests by millions in the street while innocent ppl are killed by ICE, or whatever.
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- Gouda cheese is my favorite. It's my homegirl fr
- I was gonna order Uber Eats but I actually took some beef out to make some burgers. Saved money and had a tasty meal.
- Hard trying to invest any further in my HSA when my psychiatrist charges $275 per visit.
- Don't shop, adopt!
- Decided to pickup groceries instead of having them delivered and my shopper still managed to mess up my order. 😵💫
- I thrifted multiple pairs of American Eagle jeans and I just love the way they have my ass up and tooted. It's like they're giving my ass a hug at the bottom. They're extremely comfortable too. I be listening to y'all.
- Yeah, 2026 will be a good year. This the sign I was looking for. Praise Jah. 🙏🏽
- I'm a Detroit baby with a whole lotta cash 🙂↕️
- Just straight ass and titties.
- Girl's trip in Chicago next month. Excited but still rather have my buns to the sun getting ass and back massages by a man with very large hands. 😔
- Being small talked by someone you have absolutely nothing in common with is so damn draining. Don't small talk me in general. 😩
- It's still fucking snowing. 😭
- Please do not go anywhere with me wearing no Meta Glasses. Please.
- No new pictures, where are you mentally.
- Would like some fried plantain with a drizzle of spiced honey.
- Yeah, I'm working remote tomorrow. I still feel mentally drained from this past week.
