It's still Albrot
Just a lil guy goin around
Don't mind me
- "please clop" - brony jeb bush
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- Reposted by It's still AlbrotI believe insane Nazi pedophile Donald Trump is capable of changing his mind for the better. And yep - I’m a journalist!
- Hearing that somebody stepped on Greg Bovino before he could scutter back under the cabinetry
- A single tear of Democrat pride rolls down my cheek as I'm pinned and then executed face down in a gutter, but now my killers have barely-visible QR codes on their vests
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- me after a bad round of GeoGuessr
- idly daydreaming of all the soldiers i could be greeting as liberators
- waking up from a nap to learn that a madman has suddenly stolen the bus and is recklessly careening it down a road to destinations unknown, only to finally get off to be picked up by another identical bus and given a free pass to ride that same nightmare bus later feels a lot like the last ten years
- Reposted by It's still AlbrotThe visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable. paletteswap.site/dif...
- can't wait for whiskey friday tomorrow
- I don't think more training is the answer. I just think the poor ICE agents are really stressed out about our national affordability crisis. That's why I'm proposing that we triple their pay to stop them from remorselessly maiming and killing anyone they feel like
- Honestly it took longer than I expected for them to just start gunning down in the streets
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- previously unknown tech company going viral on bluesky: we've designed a pocket-sized chrome orb that melts your children if you shake it [4 minute video with actors brutally melting kids] bluesky commenters: [smugly] haha yeah right, it would never work remotely that well. the tech is years away
- Hate it when I have something to complain about, but other friends of mine are going through way worse stuff. Stop it! Stop putting my problems in perspective!!
- It's a fishmas miracle @seanmorl.com
- when I was in college, the two most "get a load of THIS guy" guys were the NORML weed-reform table guy and the preacher who would harass students and scream about hating women, gays, and any cool sex stuff wild to think that, in 2025, they both won
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- [driving to work, seeing a car wrapped around a telephone pole, clearly not survivable] [points] that happened because the driver hated me too much
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- slumdog millionaire but it's about me at pub quiz night and all the flashbacks are just me reading entertainment weekly on the toilet from ages 10-13
