Conventionally Attractive Candelabra
I never know who, when, or why. What?
Autistic, she/her. If it's not a suplex or a slasher I don't want it.
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive Candelabraproduction of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
- Lucky Luciano on JCW, fucking worlds colliding. If I was there I wonder if I could get Mickey Doyle's number off him #JerseyJCup
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraGuile... Guinan... Guilenan
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive Candelabrathe Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
- Look, I know how it sounds... *looks around* *lowers voice* ...but prunes work
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraBig shoutout to Bryce Remsburg, who was refereeing that match.
- Dear God, please heal Jay White and make sure he never, ever, ever becomes a face again. Love, Me
- Damn, Jack Perry looking real smooth in there. Some sweet transitions. He done stepped his game all the way up #AEWDynamite
- It's time for the Philadelphia Inquirer to become the nationwide paper the Post and NY Times are failing to be
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- Haven't posted any Letterboxd lately because I got obsessed with Paul Sparks and his IMDB is like 95% TV. But I'm through his profile, so tonight it was back on the movie trail with Out Come the Wolves. Story is nothing to write home about but those wolf attacks were pretty well done
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraCatherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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- Damn...this one hurts. RIP
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- Bummed that the movie Strike Commando is not about an umpire
- This show and this man in it! How this show is not better known, idk. How Paul Sparks is not using that massive talent in every TV show on the planet I really don't fucking know!
- I'm growing a truly absurd amount of hot peppers in this tiny ass apartment
- Ultramantis' booty is mesmerizing. Every time he turns around I'm ready to give in to the demons #PPLFIST
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraIn solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
- It's enlightening to have an affectionate mostly black cat. I'm lying in the dark scrolling my phone and a paw comes out of the darkness and pats my cheek, like a ghost telling me "hey, good job"
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraIn the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraNever forget that billionaires spend billions to convince you that voting doesn't matter. Don't help them. Voting isn't the ONLY thing we can do, but it is the most powerful check on the executive. "Don't bother voting because there'll be no free elections" is oligarch propaganda.
- One of the suckass things about being old is being able to tell how cold it is by which one of your joints hurts the most
- Rest in Peace, icon
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraHello and welcome to my den of iniquity and my kitchen of villainy and my living room of impropriety and my garage of knavery and my
- I completely forgot about TNA until 10:40. Looking around I see my brain made the right choice. It's just so sad. Five years ago I thought I'd be a TNA fan for life. But once Scott brought the name back it's been all downhill. Bring back Impact Wrestling!
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- ... does Stokely's wheelchair have purple velvet on it? #AEWDynamite
- Bodies flying like paper airplanes #AEWDynamite
- Free Jason Hotch next!!! #AEWDynamite
- Darby's spine must look like a Six Flags rollercoaster by now #AEWDynamite
- Darby's spine is going to file for emancipation after that bump #AEWDynamite
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- Awww fuck
- Averaging a little over a movie a day...gotta get those numbers up in 2026. Also the most watched actor and most watched theme feel right, but I think I watched 3 Minnelli movies? That's all it took ig #Letterboxd
- I would have a full shelf of Doonesbury collections if they hadn't stopped putting them out. I read and reread every single one. Zonker still lives in the guest house in my head
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraFor people who don't use screen readers, it can be difficult to understand how screen readers work. If you're interested in learning how people use screen readers, check out this demo from Marc Sutton and The University of California San Francisco. youtu.be/dEbl5jvLKGQ
- There's a storyline in the 5th season of Nip/Tuck where a doctor fondles and fucks a couch. Man, if I knew how to photoshop or whatever....
- Good week. Batshit crazy, and then a ton of shooting #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
- Finally made it far enough into my watchlist to put on Heated Rivalry. Never has two guys cycling been so hot before
- I made a hot sauce from 7 Pot Douglah peppers and pears and put a few drops in my soup...my mouth feels like the entrance to Mount Doom. Those 7 pot peppers are not to be fucked with!
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraWe've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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- Take that staple gun and turn him into a 1997 job application! #AEWDYNAMITE
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraMy favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive CandelabraIF ... the evangelicals hate it... get two
- Matt Taven liked a tweet calling me a pedophile supporter for exposing a wrestler so fuck him, glad I don't have to see him on ROH anymore
- So I put up a website for selling hot pepper powders and salts. I don't expect to actually sell anything so I don't feel bad that it's got a Baby's First Website thing going on. (Used Grav and self hosted) The url is also silly. But I'm having fun making salt, so why not? www.beansandrice.homes
- My last few movies were all recommendations from r/horror. Two of them aren't even horror movies smh. Fuckin' Reddit #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
- I will enter 2026 Philly style: mildly drunk and eating a peanut chew
- Reposted by Conventionally Attractive Candelabrai am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
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- Petted an outdoor cat and he was so happy he walked a block and a half with me to the bus stop
- It's so odd to me that I'm the only techy person at my autism meetups. I thought there would be more geeks - everyone else likes art, music, movies, politics, cooking and games, and my "home automation and self hosting" shtick sticks out like a sore thumb
- So since Mox is a babyface now, the Death Riders should become the Life Riders and come to the ring in EMT gear. Yuta can smack people with defibrillator paddles ##AEWWORLDSEND
- DAMN YOU OKADA. DAMN YOU TO THE BACK SEAT OF HELL #AEWWorldsEnd
