𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖞 🖤🥀🦇
she/her | 30 | probably driving to a show or getting yeeted in the pit
- Not to get emo because I love seeing everyone’s 2016 pictures but it also makes me sad because that’s the year we lost my brother
- I hit my step goal for 9 days in a row, can I get a hell yeah!
- I asked a customer for her name and she said “it’s Jess!” 😭😂

- Maintenance fixed my closet rod today so I can finally put my clothes away yay
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- Today I was saying “my brain is not connected to my body” 🙃
- I feel like I haven’t been on here for days, helloooooo
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- Yasss I’m so excited!!

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- That makes me so sad whenever I do that 😭
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- I’ve never been!! Surprise me, it all sounds good 😂
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- When people asked what happened I wanted to make something up bc stepping on an ice cube is so dumb 😂😭
- Man I wish I lived near sheetz lol
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- Hell yeah!!!!
- Stepped on an ice cube and dislocated my knee, I was in a full leg brace and had to do physical therapy for 3 months 🥲
- The aldi next to our new place is niiiice
- Pardon all the things in front of my window but I get to watch this beautiful sunrise from my bed 🥺
- I’ve met 3 of my neighbors already and they’re so kind omg 🥺
- I haven’t had any caffeine yet today, send help
- Uhaul is loaded! On the way to unload now
- Ok so if anyone cares what happened to me today 😂 I parked my car in front of my apt building to unload some things and I was in a no parking zone so I turned my hazards on (bc you can park wherever you want when your hazards are on right) and I went to move my car and the battery fricken died!!!!
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- I just got my car looked at too and they said the battery wasn’t in great shape but didn’t mention it could explode at any minute!! 🤯
- Had a wild fricken day but I’ll officially be in a new city tomorrow!!!!
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- Every time I look at my ceiling I’m going to see a razzle dazzled boob 😂
- I’m already regretting my decision to not hire movers tomorrow 🙃
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- I was trying to save some money but it would’ve been worth it 😂 I think I’ll just never move again after this!!
- Return the old battery and buy new hooks. Come back to my car and the stupid hooks are too short!!! So we go to another parts store to get longer hooks. It took FOUR trips of random things to change this damn car battery bc I left my hazards on for 30 min 😭 all while parked in a no parking zone
- BUT the guy at the parts store said that my old battery was starting to bulge, which meant it could’ve started my car on fire so actually thank goodness this all happened because my car starting on fire would be an actual nightmare. Burnt toast theory at work
- We tried to jump start my car with my husbands but it wouldn’t work, and I knew that my battery was at the end of its life anyway so we went to a parts store to buy a new battery. We came back and realized that we needed a screwdriver to get a piece off my car that was covering the battery and
- Of course we don’t have one on us so we call my sis in law to ask if we can borrow hers. So we drive to her place to get it. Then we change out the battery but in the process we broke a j hook that was holding my battery in place bc the pos was rusty and old, so we go back to the parts store to
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- Dang it I just spent a lot of money on docs lmaooo don’t tempt me!!!
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- LOL I’ve never heard it called a tassel booby 😂 love this
- Good morning, I’m getting the keys to my new apartment today!!!
- I was in the girls bathroom and a girl came out of the stall and touched my hand and her hand was WET????? NASTY
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- Can’t risk it

- I’m watching a local emo cover band and every once in a while the vocalist gets some words wrong, what a poser
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- Penis Grindr Nachos 😂😂😂
- I first heard this lyric as “broccoli field” and that’s the way I sing it now
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- “Leave me alone I’m just a girl!!”
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- It’s just in the perfect spot to be accidentally hit while scrolling 🫣 I always hope people don’t get a notification for it and think I’m creepy lol
- If you don’t know this song, you should
- I’ll thought my score would be lower so I’ll take this lmao
- Tired of being surrounded by boxes!!!
- A modern day exorcism lol
- I accidentally bookmark things while I’m scrolling and I feel so awkward 😭
- How is new years eve tomorrow?!
- I just got a few things at walmart and one of the items wasn’t in a bag so the person by the door asked to see my receipt and she said “thank you for not yelling at me” 😭😭 like yeah it’s annoying that they do that but no reason to yell at these people trying to do their jobs wtf
- I was dealing with a kind of stressful last minute catering order on my day off from work but the person who ordered it sent a cute thank you message with pictures of everything all set up and I feel better now lol. People can be good sometimes!!
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- I already have overalls, so now I just need to learn how to fix espresso machines!!
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- Same!!!! Love this for us!