zeet (opinion columnist)
i write annoying articles that set the tone of our national discourse. i am very important
- Okay I bought another one I have a problem
- methodology: we asked a bunch of republicans who they want democrats to choose in the next election
- bought another subminiature camera because i found out my astoron is not supposed to sound "Like that"
- mailed off the first cart from it, fully expecting that i just paid $70 to develop a bunch of garbage
- Epstein file ahh writing
- Absolutely 100% know this dude tells women they should smile more
- Emolument me like it's 2016 baby
- Just in: " @citizensforethics.org requests IG investigations into possible emoluments violations at DHS and State Department" Letter to DHS cites my earlier reporting on Coast Guard Exchanges carrying Trump Cider. www.citizensforethics.org/legal-action...
- Incredibly weak
- "The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday" Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
- project 2025:
- what was the charge, being fucking awesome?
- enjoying a succulent japanese meal?
- Looks pretty much like I expected him to look like tbh
- i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
