WldAnmls
Just animals being silly or funny or weird or all three.
- When her parents come home unannounced.
- I said no needles. I meant no needles.
- Please, my friend Gary, he is very sick. Honk if you know how to reattach a head.
- Three days into an all-inclusive vacation.
- Oh, we're half way there Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
- When the doorbell rings.
- Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.
- Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?
- This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
- Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
- Go on, go, walk out the door Turn around now You're not welcome anymore
- But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.
- Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?
- Tonight we war.
- Love who you want.
- You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.
- Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
- But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?
- Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.
- Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.
- Learn the ways of The Force, you must.
- I'm not full. You're full.
- I'm sure what you have to say is ribbiting but toadly shut up
- Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up
- Don't give up. We're almost there. (click the image to see how far is left)
- Hodor
- When someone tells me to read the news
- When you ruin the Easter ham, this is who you call for help.
- [Dua Lipa voice] Daaance, dance the night away
- Did you say donuts?
- My favorite game? Hungry Hippos, why do you ask?
- So there I was, crossing the road at night when these two bright white lights came out of nowhere and, man, I just froze.
- Luke, I am your pawther
- You paid HOW MUCH for that seat?
- Now let's do a silly one
- The first time your parents leave you alone for the week
- You said you got rid of all the mice, Frank!
