Tyler, from the Internet
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him.
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
- Middle management talking to each other:
- Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
- Rich people are made of time. They don't have to work, they are lazy and they dedicate their time to dumb petty games and dangerous activities because they don't live in the real world so there's nothing to do. They're all online obsessed with themselves and think they're untouchable, wdym
- Chuck Schumer: we are kindly asking you to remove the Nazi mask before returning to work
- She single?
- This is another way of saying "Democrats are pro ICE" with extra steps
- Full on concentration camps. "We don't know half of what's going on in the camps, but we know enough" is echoing from 85 years ago.
- If you have a billion dollars or more, you are evil. You don't start out as evil, so it's not like only evil people ever get a billion dollars; it's just that being a billionaire forced you to make a choice, be evil or change how you do things and stop being a billionaire. Billionaires choose evil.
- I like how for idk let's conservatively say over a decade we've been saying "these accelerationists want to kill the whole world and be kings of a graveyard" and everybody called us alarmist and now there's literal proof of it and everybody is still just coasting along like it's okay
- I ate too much cinnamon roll and then when out marching and now I have upset tummy
