Taryn
Sci-fi nerd. I put people to sleep and get paid for it.
Ted Cruz is still a putz. Cat mom, bird wrangler. TV addict with strong snack opinions. Will absolutely take your pickle if you don’t want it.Typo royalty.
TX → PNW (frequent flyer of chaos)
- Listen.Trump wants to take extra aspirin, who are we to tell him no.
- I will vote for any democrat in Texas who proposes an elimination or massive decrease in power delivery charges. I should NOT have to pay for electricity twice.
- Olympic hockey starts tomorrow. I’m so excited!

- To the guy on eBay who tried to scam me. Count your days dude!

- Texas children are feral. Though shall not mess with the children. They will kick your ass and the whole state will laugh at you.
- No new pictures. Where are you mentally

- Dudes so messed up he doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his ass!
- What’s your go to tea combo when you’re sick?
