Mark Rankin
Small town Southern Minnesotan probably bemoaning the state of politics and the state of Minnesotan sports teams
- Im not saying ICE would hire the adult version of the Christmas Story kid after he shot his eye out, but I wouldn't put it past them
- Everyone's riffing 2000s emo bands in the quotes and replies and I've yet to see anyone call him the All-American Reject
- Just started watching Wonder Man and not even 10 minutes into the first episode they're playing Act Naturally by Buck Owens so I'm willing to say based on that alone that the MCU is back
- *Leo Dicaprio pointing meme* That's Errol from Justified playing the brother!
- Hey PJ Fleck, both basketball teams can beat Iowa when they're ranked, why can't you?
- This is an outrageous scandal taking away from all the gratuitous sex that happens away from the competitions
- From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
- How bad is the smell going to be after a couple Dodger dogs clear themselves out?
- The Dodgers haven't formally accepted an invitation yet, but the expecation is they will visit the White House to celebrate their World Series title, as the California Post reported. The team declined comment. Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
- 😂😂🤣
- Aside from pretty much ever Simpsons golden years episode... Cheers-the Kevin McHale episode Community-Remedial Chaos Theory Parks & Rec-Lil Sebastian Better Off Ted-Racial Sensitivity
- Like I said the Wolves are going to win in Canada
- Gophers getting wins over 3 teams who were ranked at the time is a better tournament resume than some of their actual tournament teams
- Also LMFAO eat shit Izzo
- The last time I won the office March madness pool was the last time the Gophers were semi decent and had some wins over tourney teams and so I picked against all of those teams that lost to the maroon and gold, so Im hoping I can pull that off again
- Need the teen drivers to not be repeatedly honking their horns at friends since I was thinking ICE was around since they were driving around town earlier today
