Mike Carlton
I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now…
- I think his head got caught in the air fryer…
- Gosh, it’s a battle of the giants, isn’t it . I wouldn’t feed either of ‘em.
- Trump’s taste is in his arse. There’s plenty of room there…
- We have sent a login code to your email, says Energy Australia. Three times. No, they haven’t. Why is corporate Australia so fucking incompetent?
- Breaking. The fabulous Laura Tingle is to leave Canberra to become the ABC’s Global Affairs Editor. Just announced.
- And speaking of vulgar billionaires… a round of applause, please, for our very own Anthony Pratt👏
- The Orange Oaf has stuffed the White House with glitzy gold junk, believing it’s classy. Nah. It’s vulgarity x 1,000.
- I’ll just leave this here without comment…
- G E N O C I D E .
- Yet another multi-national racket ripping us off…
- In which case NATO would have to act to repel American aggression.
- Saw the fabulous Nigella at a party on Saturday night. She’s delightful as ever, ensconced in Sydney and…great news…writing another cookbook. 💥
- The Fat Lady sings ! Gina urges the Libs to go hard-Trump..🙏🤣😅🙏😁😂🙏
- Delicious to see Lord Downer and assorted NewsCorpse halfwits howling that the Liberals must now go hard right and take on the Progressive Woke Left. I couldn’t agree more…
- How disappointed they must be…🤣
- Whoever is the next Opposition Leader will have to contemplate being out of government for at least the next six years.
- Whatever your politics, I think we can all agree that our electoral system is infinitely better than rotten, corrupt, toxic shambles they have in the United States.
- Job lot, going cheap…
- Labor landslide. Will nobody think of the poor billionaires ?
- Think of this: the Liberals have now lost ALL of Sydney’s wealthiest postcodes, including the entire North Shore. All gone to Teal women. What does that tell you?
- Excellent point. NewsCorpse, the Murdochracy threw everything at getting Dutton up again, and they failed completely. They no longer matter.
- The Thug out on his arse. What a fabulous night.
- A vote for The Thug is also a vote for the most witless, vacuous, incompetent front bench in living memory: Angus Taylor, Sussssan Ley, Barnaby Joyce, Jane Hume, Michaelia Cash, James Paterson…what an appalling thought.
- More from Palmer, the Pinguid Pest…
- Trump was actually pretty right about that, first time around. But how the suckholes gather…
- You can text him, though. It’s your democratic right ☺️
- Exposed ! A dickhead Brisbane barrister.But his inbox is jammed full.
- Ha ha. Said from Day One the Dirty Duo would bomb in Melbourne. Anyone with half a radio brain could see it a mile off, but not this dopey lot. Their revenues are non-existent, so the workers get sacked.
- I am really tired of getting spam texts from the Porcine Prick Palmer…
- Ah, happy days …
- The spivs, shonks, crooks, liars and knuckle-dragging idiots on the payroll of the Porcine Pest Clive Palmer
- The Fall of Saigon. 50 years ago today.
- How splendid if The Thug were to lose Dickson. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
- This guy Carney looks like the real deal. And his Conservative opponent looks likely to lose his seat !
- ABC country radio stations are not required to publicise every 3rd rate, washed-up, deeply unfunny ‘comedian’ hauling his tired arse around bush RSLs and Bowlos…
- Indigenous diggers, WW1. Good enough to fight for our country. But not to be acknowledged by The Thug Dutton.
- The religious cranks and fascists are on the up-and-up. They don’t vote, but they want to tell you how to vote. Are they fined for not voting? They should be.
- Looks like the anti-Trump candidate has smashed it in Canada. More bad news for Dutton, who’d go full-Trump here, starting with sacking 40,000 public servants in Canberra.
- In which NewsCorpse links up with the Nazis in Melbourne…a new, sewer low.
- And they ain’t seen nothing yet…
- A 59% majority of the public now says President Donald Trump’s policies have worsened economic conditions in the country, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS, up from 51% in March and on par with the worst numbers Joe Biden saw during his presidency. cnn.it/3RHfJEx
- Can’t watch tonight‘s Four Corners any longer. It’s a dog’s breakfast.
- Nutters for Dutton.
- Typical from The Thug. Divide and rule.
- This is Little Ben Fordham, 2GB’s breakfast dickhead, the personification of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome…
- As metaphors go, not bad…
- The wheels haven't fallen off yet, but the Dutton campaign bus has hit the skids this morning. Stuck on a concrete divider on Pitt Street, the media pack tried to help extricate the stuck bus. Follow today's election news in the Herald's live blog: shorturl.at/tjVaG
- The Orange Oaf and his adoring flunkies grow nastier, more brutal by the day
- Tax the bastard. Hard.