Zygy
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I'm from outta town
- I know my weird fursonae over the years haven't exactly had mass appeal, but I've always found it *profoundly* insulting when someone else initiates contact, then right before time to play roles, asks if I can be something else / change my fursona a bit. Does this happen to normal-shaped characters?
- Buying and returning used smart TVs until you find one still logged into Netflix is this generation's stealing cable, except it works better
- Sentenced to six years of hope-deterrent training for clicking the Remember Me on Microsoft Universal Login and actually expecting it to remember you
- The only reason to use fahrenheit that I actually agree with is that, during the winter, "two degrees" doesn't sound nearly as cold as "negative seventeen"
- vore is just kissing
- I have never watched a cartoon with the word "Fate" in its title, but I'd be willing to argue for almost forty seconds that Carnival Phantasm is the best anime
- ice agent on camera whose biceps deflate after a loud pop, runs away in embarrassment. was wearing the inflatable Anchor Arms® from spongebob
- Due to a rare spiritual mutation, I was born with a complete immunity to healing crystals. Sound baths still on the table, though, but I have tinnitus so I'm frequently too annoyed with those to really give 'em a try.
- Maybe the didgeridoo & drums type, but singing bowls are RIGHT out. Don't even get me started on rubbing your finger around the rim of a wineglass.