Ian Martin
The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged. Guardian, Architects' Journal, whatever, STATE PENSIONER.
- Oh I'm sure the Good Billionaires will ride in any minute now and fuck the Bad Billionaires up.
- America, come on now, how many 'meds' did you REALLY neck?
- seen this @drdsm.bsky.social?
- Just saying, casually, that I renewed my over-70s driving licence earlier using QR codes, weird whatever, phone shit, setting up an account, installing, self-photographing, some fucking chip thing on my passport AND having to retype some stupid password saved somewhere else - where's my FUCKING OBE?
- This, involving the internet's favourite moany bastard @quantick.bsky.social, is must-hear radio. Politicians changing parties WHATEVER NEXT. Brilliant Rosie Holt stars, Quant co-writes and as I typed those words the sun shone through the window. Come the fuck on! Laugh!
- Breakfast starts: birdsong, some little fucker going "weugh! weugh! weugh!" SHUT UP then GOD what is this going "weh-weh, weh-weh, weh-weh" oh we know don't we Philip FUCKING Glass SHUT UP oh good it's Chopin going "bibbly-dribbly-wibbly" FUCK OFF oh an ad for R3 please let me get to Bach Before 7.
- Just heard that everyone who's seen 'Melania' has pledged, so we are in hyper mode now, comrades.
- This is tremendous. Barely controlled anger. God these fucking people.
- same. 100% same.
- I'm blocking and reporting myself at this point.
