Emmy Cumslutress
she/her
extremely annoying transsexual
doll-sized canis latrans
co-host of @bimbomentality.bsky.social
- transwomen are women! love is love 🏳️⚧️
- two girlfriends on vacation in spain when a gorgeous guy asks them out to dinner: "tapas then top us? 👉👈"
- im sorry for texting you like this it will happen again 🥺
- call your friends more often! hear their adorable voices and tell them how much you love and appreciate them and see how they're doing! 🩷🩷
- tfw ur a bimbo coyote but you *look* smart 🤓 (new glasses yayyy)
- catching splash damage reading a thread where my girlfriends are flirting with each other i love my silly little life
- FTL systems ranked: 3. hyperspace - looks cool af but essentially just magical dimension 2. warp speed - more scientific (based on alcubierre drive) 1. mass relays - keeps things contained (can only jump to certain points & then normal propulsion from there) leading to interesting story dynamics
- "Is Being a Tiny Woman Inside a Pussy Topping" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,,
- so anyways i wore this tonight 🍑