The Thumb Thespian
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianMe quoting someone's skeet with a joke, and them quoting my skeet with a funnier one... and now we gotta keep going forever. 🤣😭
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianNobody: Me telling a story, and saying.. “.. But hold up, that's not even the crazy part“
- Reposted by The Thumb Thespian.... Aaaand, THAT'S the true story, of how I became bald.
- Her videographer, NEVER has a bad day at work.
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- The little girl that spat it out 🤣😭🤣 She said she stays ready!!
- "Juss gimme di liiiiiight..." - Jamaican Moths
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianNobody: Me talking to my bed, about sleep:
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianMe pulling up to the skyline, after an inadequate amount of sleep...
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianYou ever dream you're sleeping, and the sleep in your dream, is better than the sleep you're actually having??? What kinda shit is THAT?!?!?
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianDon’t play with niggas that don’t play about they wife
- Vlad... Gub'ment name.. Dracula
- NAGA please
- The US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is probing Nike in response to unspecified allegations that the company discriminates against White employees, the agency said. cnn.it/49VU4Cs
- His eyes are constantly keep an eye on each other. He doesn't even have trust within himself! 🤣😭
- That's his gub'ment name! 🤣
- Reposted by The Thumb Thespian😂😂😂😭😭 shit better last a whole NBA season for that rate
- "Twerkiamus!" "Expecto Patwerkum!"
- Damn. How long is the fucking hair?!? 🤣🤣
- Good movie!
- The #Arsenal slapped down dirty Chelsea yesterday, booked a place in the #CarabaoCup final, and I'm just doing my write-up. It's FOREVER, fuck Chelsea!! 🖕🏿
- Reposted by The Thumb Thespian"Whoooose.. Pussy... Is it?!" Her:
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianI put afro puffs on my hook, when I go fishing... - I call that... Rage Bait
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- They twisted his MAGA cap blue 🤣😭
- Ok Alma.... Don't hurt nobody. 😌
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianIf I ask you for a favor & you half-ass do it you could've just told me no. I cannot stand half-ass shit.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianMe trying to understand a movie plot, when I'm drunk... "He's a witch doctor.." Me: "Oh, so he chooses which doctor he wants to heal him, even though he's a doctor? "What?! No. A WITCH DOCTOR!!" Me: "Which doctor?"
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianI skeet for the people who think talking louder, will help someone who doesn't speak English... Understand English.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianMe laughing at a joke I don't understand, because I like her a little bit...
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianHow can violence NOT be the answer, to the most violent people on the planet?! Shiiiiiiiid... It's the answer, the question, the analysis, the thesis, the writeup, the presentation... The dissertation... All of it. That's all them people understand.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianWhen she said she wasn't hungry, but you came home with food for her anyway
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianPhil gotta drop a diss track for Chuck now
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianRoses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. #ValentinesDay #BallentinesDay AND, #ValentimesDay
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianAs #ValentinesDay #BallentinesDay AND #ValentimesDay are all around the corner... I've been working on some romantic poetry. I hid all your left shoes, since you're "ALWAYS" right, Me, on you.. Would be...
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianMe: "Babe, let's order som-" Her: "No." Me: "Wow, I didn't even finish my sentence... But OK.." *Suggests 132 different meals* Her: "No." Me: "Okaaaaaay, so what do you wanna eat then?" Her: "I don't know." Me:
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianPeople cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianI am really really tired of racism. Its everywhere but still it continues.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianPeople really speak tirelessly, on topics they have no clue about. It's OK to remain silent, or simply say... "I don't know." This pretending to know everything, and writing lengthy think pieces, on said pretence.. Is both concerning, and exhausting.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianI don't do that whole feeling sorry for myself shit, but seriously though... When are black people gonna get a break????!!!???? Haven't we suffered enough? Just the general day to day, micro aggressions we face, & take in our stride, is exhausting.. Let alone the.. IN YOUR FACE, SYSTEMIC RACISM.
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- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianMaking sure my family has information for my life insurance and all my plans in place so that they don’t have to stress or fight about what I want when I go on to glory
- I'll be 48 in 15 days, and THAT'S fucking CRAAAAAAAZY!!!
- Reposted by The Thumb Thespian43 and counting….
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianHim: When you gonna cook for me? Me:
- Power nap pending....
- Music
- The Bible
- This one...
- My house.
- My family, music, Gym, Playstation.
- A power nap.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianSitting in silence.
- He's RATTLED!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- I gasped
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianCuz one place I will not be going dear is back and forth 😂
- I'm about to eat with that giant fork, and spoon... and then hang beads from the kitchen doorway. ✊🏿✊🏿 #BlackHistoryMonth
- 🤣🤣🤣 BARS!!!
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- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianSkyline: "Take a picture holding a fork, so we know you're not a catfish.." Me:
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- Reposted by The Thumb Thespianthe chair is well pleased at this niggativity.
- **When they reply with more foolishness** "There seems to be some confusion..."
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- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianBwahahahahaaaaa! You had a good few days with this. Let me live! Lol
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianI feel like "Beanie Baby" makes more sense but I am late to the convo. Lol
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianShuuut the fuck up 😅😂🤣 Beanie Ma'am 🤭🤭🤭
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianHer: "I want you to choke me." Me: *Makes her laugh, while she has food in her mouth*
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianWow, she look JUST LIKE her dad. "Beanie Ma'am"
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianHim: "Babe, guess what happened at work today?" Her: "What?" Him: "Well, I'm on my lunch break with Marcus, Jamal, Tyrone, Scott, and Charlene.... Then outta nowhere, this nigga pulled out a gu-" Her: "HOLD UP! HOLD THE FUCK UP NIGGA!! WHOOOO IS CHARLENE??? Him: "I nearly di-" Her: "WHOOOO?!?"
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianWhen you love her, despite her weird taste in jewellery...
- Reposted by The Thumb Thespian"A couple" - How I use this, it could mean 2.. or, quite easily... 7 or 8. "The other day" - This could mean last week, 3 weeks ago, or 2-4 months ago. "I'll tell her you said hi" - No. No I won't.. because I've already forgotten, before you even finished your sentence.
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianHer: "I'm such a flirt. I flirt with EVERYONE.." Dude she's not flirting with: "Oh really? Ah, ok.. Yeah, that's.. Cool.."
- Reposted by The Thumb ThespianCraig's crazy telling Debbie he's not high... because I would've told her the TRUTH trooff!!... and then let her know it's my first smoke, and to hold me, because I'm afraid. 🤣🤣 Also, Craig trying to brush his high off his clothes, really is... TIMELESS hilarity. 😂😭😂😭
