AI can't make art, because AI can't reread something it's written years later and actually hate itself for having written it
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I mostly stay employed to help drive my screentime averages down
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Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle
the only ai I need in anything is in aioli
*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
This is a powerful image
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Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
I am, again, rooting for the meteor
Just saw clickbait that said, “what you need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids” and y’all? Nothing. There’s nothing I need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids.
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I can't continue to work in these conditions*
*Being told the software rollout meeting is mandatory attendance
is it go there, it’s go there isn’t it
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Asking my doctor if he can prescribe a drug to stop everything in the entire world from turning to absolute shit
a drug that makes me feel the way i feel when i’m with you (cheese)
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Realizing that more people in the world see me as just some guy than as an adorable lovebug
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my son asked for a charcuterie board instead of a cake for his birthday and I’m pretty sure I’m the only parent to ever be asked that
Keeping my circle small, because I don't really have the girth for much else
You're in her DMs, I'm chained in her brother-in-law's tower, after being partially reanimated by fell science and dark magicks
Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
I don't have an intellectual objection to Christmas, I want to fistfight Baby Jesus in a Dollar General parking lot
Struggling to find a Christmas card that smooths over stealing someone's prescription meds
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"...well the orphan crusher is so convenient, and it basically runs itself..."
The thing to remember about all the GenAI fuckheads promoting the garbage-farting computer machine by telling you it is inevitable and you will not have a choice is
The single most basic right of all human beings is the right to say "no"
No, I will not obey in advance. Fuck off with your bullshit
"AI isn't going away...", well neither is Chick-Fil-A.
I don't eat there.
Take a stand.
The thing to remember about all the GenAI fuckheads promoting the garbage-farting computer machine by telling you it is inevitable and you will not have a choice is
The single most basic right of all human beings is the right to say "no"
No, I will not obey in advance. Fuck off with your bullshit
Chuck, taking time out from stepping on rakes in the back yard to go step on rakes in the driveway instead
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer says he's introducing a resolution directing the Senate to "initiate legal action against the DOJ for its blatant disregard of the law in its refusal to release the complete Epstein files."
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A dick move sounds like it should be a good thing but it's not.
*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
The Grinch Who Banged All Of Whoville.
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if kash patel had a dog, it’d be this guy
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I’m sorry I got weird but in my defense, I’m weird.
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