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now vocalising with soft "pheep" sounds
- I cannot do any more USB powered devices. I cannot Do It. Give me a POWER coRD. Give me a LEAD. Connect me TO MAINS. How many poRTS do you thiNK I hAVE
- You can pry the word Consider from my cold dead hands
- My most overused word is Consider AMA
- Getting rave reviews for my Unburdening Service™
- Tell me something secret. DMs open
- Ah, so you're all cowards
- Doc: A healthy range for iron levels is around 50-150 ug/L. Yours are currently at 3. Three. Me: So... I won Doc: Ok, so we spoke about this last time,
- This is a true story called I keep trying to win at the doctors
- Watching a cancelling in real time
- In an unprecedented turn of events my doctor prescribed me Coca-Cola today
- Note #23 from Epstein
- Why do we call it a like when it's a heart? That's a love button, my dudes
