Lark
Content Creator. Meme Maker. Published Scientist. Music Enthusiast. "Artist". Spy. Frog Prince. Bug (he / him flavored).
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- the second you turn 30: hospitals. you'll want a break. you'll want a month you aren't in one. you'll never have one. its so fucked. you will visit a hospital every single month the second you turn 30 there's nothing you can do about it. family? friends? they'll be hospitals. get used to the smell
- It is so insane to see posts with like 70k likes on tiktok using divine music from jail. It feels like I started this but I don't even know how. Someone else must have found it at the same time and brought it to the public
- every time they do a massive transfusion protocol in The Pitt I clap and cheer because that's the one I got to have. finally white boy representation for ME !!
- I feel like within the next three years we are going to reach levels of punk never before fathomed
- If I owned a home the amount of instruments I would not be able to play would sicken each and every one of you. yes obviously there would be a pipa. I'd have a whole room. Fuck you
- dwayne the rock johnson ace representation in every movie he's in what is up with that
- I don't think anything else has been consistently able to send a shiver down my spine then Lake Mungo. Just anything about it, any time I see a video essay that like has even a speck of the sound design. Just simply the scariest movie ever made. I can make myself shiver by just thinking about it.
- glad to see people are coming together and remembering 4chan. It really ended up getting overshadowed by evil but I don't think people realize how just about every meme and for like 10 straight years came right from 4chan.
- feels like there has been a sudden and sharp decline in quality of the posts twitter is feeding to me, almost all engagement slop now. bad sign.
- As a medical scientist being directly effected by the grant cancellations here, it is so INSANE to see which grants are being canceled by name alone. Disgusting behavior. Imagine just searching for any politically charged terms and canceling grants with those terms without a thought. Raw ignorance.
- It's getting late on Friday, so you know what that means: HHS has just updated its list of cancelled grants and programs. The document went from 14 pages long to 42 pages. Just an incalculable list of cancelled COVID-19 funding. taggs.hhs.gov/Content/Data...
- fleetwood mac is one of the best to ever do it and that's a fact
- putting on my bucket list "warm handshake with Haley Joel Osment". I know this is achievable
- me when I get a billion dollars: "wait... I actually do have unassailable moral authority! I can't be wrong!" my loyal bootlickers: "now you're right about things you had no prior knowledge about! Thank you money!" Elvis walking into the bathroom right after me: "whew mama"
- sometimes I think I want to spend an exorbitant amount of money to see Coldplay live but I shake myself out of it by remembering they won't be playing their 90s Radiohead rip-off EPs and will instead be playing "Slop from the Stars" featuring an auto-tuned Ed Sheeran puppet
- Just spent 38 dollars on Tylenol, Ice Cream, and Bagels. Genuinely how.
- I'm probably the biggest Rebecca sugar fan on the planet who had never seen Steven Universe. I like everything she had ever made prior. Finally finished Steven, really good I think. Steven Universe Future is 80% bad however. I hope she goes back to making strange bullshit like Singles.
- me the second I meet elon
- The speed at which i was able to genuinely wipe a trans friend's birth name i accidentally learned from my mind actually shocked me. You couldn't bring that shit out of me at gunpoint
- I didn't even try my synapses just chose to stop firing
- bjork is just grimes if she wasn't a dumbass
- I put this here because I think grimes follows me on twitter and also its disrespectful of our GOD bjork
- In theory I'm an extra in "The Sex Lives of College Girls" and I keep seeing people actually talk about it. Don't know if I'll ever get around to watching but let me know if I'm spotted.
- went to the reptile zoo months ago and they had this absolutely massive frog statue on sale for only 200 bucks. I keep thinking about it. What if I owned that frog statue.
- why is reddit showing the /r/infinitejest this site is cooked
- The fact that Star Wars: Skeleton Crew has a Captain EO reference is single-handedly the best thing Disney could have done to convince me to watch any of the modern Star Wars slop
- I drank an entire gallon of colonoscopy poopjuice in the hospital then watched this
- Groom, whispering: honey just to warn you before we kiss I ate 14 deviled eggs and I am realizing each had a clove of garlic Bride: I'm pregnant Priest: Should anyone know of any reason that this couple should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace Yoda: object i
- sword of damolcles but it's a big goofy hammer and when it falls my eyes are gonna pop out and I'm gonna go AWOOGA and a big ol bump will come out of my noggin like whhheeUuEEUP
