collin (enjoys sitting)
part time renaissance man
ig: @collin.jpg
- went on the apps for the first time in awhile and first guy I talk to was a catfish then threatened to share my album with all my friends and family and work with screenshots so yea probably gonna exit the dating field again
- I ain’t send money I just blocked and the only Facebook accounts they screenshotted were of high school Randos (don’t care), my hs fag hag (she’d think it’s a slay), and my father who would only pity me as he sees me struggle in the dating world already now also getting sexploited adds to the pity
- the pity and sadness would cloud any embarrassment at that point but I know also with these things they’ll likely not send anything
- a drag queen named carrie woodunder
- like u better watch out hands-off Gabriela is coming to collect the money you owe us
- she may not be able to hold a gun but she’ll get you so watch out
- whenever I hear that hands off Gabriela katseye song my brain sometimes thinks Gabriela is their handless friend (there was an accident) and that’s just her street name
- sad cow disease :(
- the post-work naps lately have been life ruining lately but at least my apartment is cute clean and warm
- if piss was notably potable would the piss kink dynamics change or is it just the spraying liquid of it all
- I don’t know why I’m asking you guys this
- I bought the 2 for 20 boneless wingstop wings again for the week I put 4 mango habanero in a salad per day it’s actually kinda goated with the sauce in a very literal way
- it’s a splurge in this economy but these have been some amazing salads
- when adults used to literally ‘balance the checkbook’ for their personal finance, im so glad I became a person in society after that era because wtf I don’t wanna do that lmao
- in the same mantra: paying utility bills by check/mail must’ve been so annoyinggggg omg like you def needed a checkbook for that alone ewwwwwwwwww fuck Con Edison and fuck Thanksgiving
- sop for dinner I put the rice in the sop and now it’s more filling
- so here’s an idea: bean buffet
- SpongeBob big guy pants
- wouldn’t it be crazy if I was actually on the Atlantis cruise rn
- I’m not I’m currently sweating in bed but imagine
- fue un álbum que me commovió tan fuerte en un momento sensible de mi vida. nadie lo merecía más que èl. todavia lo tocó mi corazón. gracías bad bunny gracías Puerto Rico and fuck the United States for largely not understanding u my king
- the zest for life within PR culture personified into an album that actually resonates with everyone well beyond the island itself. you are quite the songsmith, BB
- 😤 SI TE QUIERES DIVIRTIR 😤 🥰 CON ENCANTO Y CON PRIMOR 🥰 🤔 SOLO TIENES QUE VIVIR 🤔 ❤️ UN VERANO EN NUEVA YORK ❤️
- ((NUEVA YORK))
- racists tearing down bad bunny for the DTMF win saying it’s DEI and I’m like positive absolute 0% of that cohort listened to a single song on the album and, if they did, they didn’t understand any of it
- DTMF makes me cry, laugh, dance, miss my friends and family, want to explore the world, be with my people, cherish my happiness and of course the banger of a NYC anthem
- are you telling me you put on TURiSTA and feel nothing???? I’ll be constructive: lobotomy
- hey there my name is hard cock as my profile picture it’s nice to meet you bare ass cheeks
- tom amidon, a flour miller, in 1893 trying to develop innovative breakfast porridge recipes:
- I creamed on the wheat and the wheat got thicker
- give me the beat boys and free my hole
- guys on the apps in open relationships but set their Relationship Status as Not Visible and they wait until right before meeting up to introduce the concept of their partner of 10 years hey why don’t you go eat some cement for breakfast
- yea no I totally love flirting and getting giddy excited about a guy who was never available to fucking begin with