𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
- So fucking true
- Umamusume got me wanting to make a spreadsheet
- These people are so ridiculously racist (Not the video uploader, the woman who called in is the racist) youtu.be/zJnkikcrHA0?...
- there is a type of person that is wholly incapable of imagining circumstances that are different from the ones that they were born into. Those people are fucking stupid idiot morons.
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac
- bluesky has a disappointingly small segment of Jungle appreciators
- the more volume knobs the better imo
- I could beat most people in an arm wrestling match. How? Because of my instinctual knowledge of forks and lifting
- this doesn't happen at Lowe's bc Lowe's cares about the humans that shop there
- Home Depots in LA keep getting raided. Day laborers keep showing up to find work anyway. Months of this cat-and-mouse—what's that like? Anayansi Diaz-Cortes went to find out. link.podtrac.com/hrwz3zhh
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜It sounds wrong, but it's not.
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Too awesome, it's scary!
- the only true american patriot
- Tbh it's insane how little my parents were prepared when I argued against them. I'm not saying that I was right, I was very wrong more often than not, but their minds simply didn't move as fast as mine does and that made them angry with me for no fucking reason
- remembering how defensive my stepmom got when I called all of the bogus "raising a stepkid with ADHD" books bogus and ineffective and realizing that this was how her entire childhood was
- My wife will never understand why there is a 165 channel mixer hooked up to the PC
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜dont shoot yourself on your own supply
- I think less of people who repost this unironically. These people are not smart enough to spot extremely obvious satire, and therefore they are not smart enough to be worth listening to.
- I only use twitter to @ streamers and youtubers that I know of, offering to teach them how to renounce their sinful ways and embrace the light of forklift operation
- Chorg is in a fighting mood, all ye buffoons beware
- So, totally get what you're saying, but, this is a fucking joke posted by a known satire account. Quit clutching your pearls you absolute ignoramus
- thinking back to my music theory professor who very enthusiastically offered to teach me how to play the pipe organ for free. Man I fuckin wish I could've made that work
- so ultimateguitar seems to suck shit now, where are people getting tabs from?
- HOLY SHIT, THE RIVERS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED BY SOME UNKNOWN, MUCH LARGER BODY OF WATER
- God Only Knows is one of those songs that will always pull tears out of my eyes even as I ruthlessly mock it's simplistic lyrics and even more simplistic melody
- Might go to school to become a farrier? Idk, I've been wanting to work closely with horses for a few months now, and I'm fairly certain that 20 years ago, my pawpaw taught me how to handle a horse infinitely better than any class will teach me
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜i, like many of you, have been deeply hurt by the rapist community. that’s why i’m calling for an increase in funding and mandatory penis serial numbers. i will not be calling to “abolish rape” at this time, we need to remember that rapists keep our communities raped. thank you
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜you all have got to stop eating this
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜African Harrier-hawks were majestic hunters in the skies all over Gambia. #birding
- Top golf style shooting range
- Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜You're unknowingly iconic.
- When the change eventually comes, bc I sure as shit can't be bothered rn
- So. You're in a dungeon. And: there's a dragon
- dungeons AND dragons? in this economy?????
- Does wendigoon own the rights to Apocalypse Now? He just uploaded the full move on his channel lmfao
- My wife has started playing umamusume lfg
- melee is BY FAR the most highly romanticized fighting game, and that's why it's my favorite
- putting my money on the bobtail nag rn. somebody better bet on the bay i swear to fuckin god
